British Public Outraged at Shocking use of English Language

[Zykon TheLich]

Indeed, where's my winchester rifle, need to shoot me some jerries what what.

*ahem* You mean SMLE, surely? Wouldn't touch one of those colonial jobs with a barge pole.

 

[Cabisco]

The people of England suck, lucky for you guys of other nations is that we will become such a small voice you won't have to hear us whine and complain anymore

 

[x0ny]

I'm British, I thought the term bob, commonly used by white trash and Sun readers (same thing I suppose), was used to refer to money, not a specific amount of money, as in:

"Cor! That must've been worth a few bob!"

In fact, the newspaper The Sun DID indeed use this term recently, about last week I think.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2814357/Mystery-British-winner-of-261m-EuroMillions-jackpot-is-tradesman-Colin-Sturt.html

 

[Tattaglia]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticGunCock?from=Main.TheDramaticGunCock

- what I'd totally be doing if I had a gun right now. And if I cared.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I really do have better things to not care about...

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Oh no...

Why do we care?

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

what who cares about that the brits get McDonalds with free WiFi

You don't get free WiFi at McDonalds in America? Even us Aussies with our pathetic internet get free WiFi at Maccas.

no I'd have to go to starbucks and spend $7 on a cup of coffee for free WiFi

Wow, is this 'America' a 3rd world country?

Burger Kings in Philedelphia have WiFi. Go Burger King?

 

[FinalGamer]

GET A FUCKING DICTIONARY. THIS IS YOUR LANGUAGE, A LANGUAGE YOU HAVE MADE YOUR OWN.

GOOGLE FOR GOD'S SAKE.

I AM OUTRAGED AND WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE ISLAND ITSELF SHAKES WITH FURY!

 

[bluepilot]

British people get upset about colloquial use of the language yet again.

I think that colloquial terms deserve the same recogition as their Standard counterparts. Go English!

I just hope it won`t be as bad as the `saberteeth` fiasco.