Brovengers, brossemble!

[Carbonyl]

I will bring the booze

You are a saint amongst Bros, bro.

To be fair, I think we all need to bring booze. According to Article 90 of the Bro-code, a bro shows up at another bro's party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink.

In any case, I'll cancel all my appointments and alert the General of the South Korean militia I need my death ray back.

If all I plan to drink is Juicy-Juice, can I just bring a package of those?
Or some Caprisun?

Seriously, why waste flammable fluids by drinking them?
Use them to make every meal en' flambe!

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

 

[JoJo]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Oh shit. Do we have a Mascot?

Because if not, I think that means they're winning.

Wait... What side am I on? Am I fucking double agent? HOLY SHIT!

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

 

[JoJo]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

 

[Saltyk]

I must admit that while the Injustice League sounds like a organization of villainous bastards that must be stopped at all costs, there is a problem. Namely, my illogical, irrational hatred for all things "bro". I find myself thinking that both groups must be destroyed, at all costs. Yes, no cost is too high. Even if I must destroy this world to do so, that is worth the benefit. Let it all burn!

 

[Kaptajn Emil Alfred Conan Swagga Benzon]

...Oh dear god.
What do you need the brovengers to do, my leader?! D:< we Can not let this go unpunished!

We need more Bros!

Everyone who enters this thread is now officially a Brovenger!

Even the womenfolk can be bros.

Rule 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

Does this mean that I am a Brovenger??

Someone tell me what this madness is all about

 

[theparsonski]

Can I join your band of Bros.?

I have cake.

You guys like cake, right?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The recruitment drive is going swimmingly!

Each day, our ranks go stronger,eager for the battle ahead

Soon, the One Ring will be ours Daystar!

Wait, wrong series! Just prepare, Clarion!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Okay, I'm interested, where do I sign up? (With the Brovengers, mind you)

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm with you, bros. Time for us to fight back against the Injustice League and their anti-bro stigma.

 

[Renegade-pizza]

I will lend my rage and strength to this battle! For when the Brovengers stand together, no force can halt our victory!!!

 

[Hazy992]

Can I join your band of Bros.?

I have cake.

You guys like cake, right?

Ooh cake! Welcome aboard Bro!

 

[Dectomax]

I've just finished reading all 9 pages of this and I'm not sure what the fuck is going on, but it is AWESOME.

 

[Danzavare]

According to my brorometer the bronetic forces that will result from the conflict will be so brotastrophic that no man, women or child will be left beardless! If this doesn't stop the modern world as we know it will become....Greek.

Oh, the bromanity!

[sub]I tried to resist, but I am powerless before such wordplay! D: [/sub]

 

[DrRockor]

I will do anything for my lord and master Daystar. Just say the word and I will do whatever is needed to defeat the vile injustice league.

 

[Vampire cat]

Spoiler: Red BrOctober, standing by

 

[theparsonski]

Can I join your band of Bros.?

I have cake.

You guys like cake, right?

Ooh cake! Welcome aboard Bro!

It's Victoria Sponge, a slice for every Bro, and two slices for our illustrious leader!