Brovengers, brossemble!

[ToastiestZombie]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. All I know is that I'm gonna join the other side. Your fame has gotten to your fucking head Daystar and now you think you can derail threads because "I'm popular lol".

Just pisses me off, knowing that you can break the rules if you're popular.

 

[MrGalactus]

Surely you must know of the hatred Galactus has for all Bros?

You have no chance, Brovengers.

 

[wooty]

You are a traitor to the Britannian name
And now I want to rewatch Code Geass yet again...

I am a knight for justice, not injustice. Those without power, join us! Those with power, fear us!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

No, not better. I wanted a Dreadnought with more twin-linked Lascannons.
That's a Land Raider.
Plus, the sponson mounts on that are single Lascannons, not twin-linked.
I am disappointed.

-Snip-

I am a knight for justice, not injustice. Those without power, join us! Those with power, fear us!

You know, technically, it is the Injustice League doing the uprising against the Brovengers, who held all the power before the IL tried to bring balance back.
Which means... you should join us.
Show your love for Daystar by trying to bring him back to the light. Topple his cult, destroy all the weapons, and create a better, equal world by helping the IL.

-Snip-

Your avatar is of Basil, the Great Mouse Detective.
Join the Injustice League, only we can appreciate your great taste.

 

[TimeLord]

-Snip-

No, not better. I wanted a Dreadnought with more twin-linked Lascannons.
That's a Land Raider.
Plus, the sponson mounts on that are single Lascannons, not twin-linked.
I am disappointed.

You got your lascannons, don't be picky about what they are mounted on

Or better yet I'll just take a Siege 'nought and say goodbye to your infantry.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

Oh my god, that is hideously over-equipped.
I want one. It is the most beautiful dreadnought I have ever seen.
Better than the Hello Kitty one that has a dress.

 

[TimeLord]

-Snip-

Oh my god, that is hideously over-equipped.
I want one. It is the most beautiful dreadnought I have ever seen.
Better than the Hello Kitty one that has a dress.

You think that's over-equipped? You've seen nothing yet!

Although admittedly it is less pretty than the official siege 'nought.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

Well, for start, the way a Dreadnought's legs are jointed means that I doubt that thing could even move, What with the need for it to swing it's hips to move forward. That thing would tear itself apart. It has no grace. I wouldn't mind a for-legged dreadnought, but that is just a desecration of the divine template.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

I shall bring the mechs, the ones with the glow in the dark go faster stripes!

 

[Death Carr]

I shall bring the mechs, the ones with the glow in the dark go faster stripes!

Fellow bro, I have mechs covered

I shall join this worthy cause!
You have I, the pilot of the BROVANGELION!!

Spoiler: BROVANGELION!

Rest assured this Injustice League shall not go unpunished!

But, you can have Brovangelion Unit-02.
Its red, so it goes fast.

Spoiler: Brovangelion Unit-02

 

[TimeLord]

-Snip-

Well, for start, the way a Dreadnought's legs are jointed means that I doubt that thing could even move, What with the need for it to swing it's hips to move forward. That thing would tear itself apart. It has no grace. I wouldn't mind a for-legged dreadnought, but that is just a desecration of the divine template.

Pony Dread then? It has 4 legs!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

You can't really see the rear leags on that, plus, the main hull is connected in he wrong place. A centaur-like figure is all very nice, but it sucks.
Yes, my previous statement contradicted itself.

 

[Shadowkire]

I will join the Dapper Gents and prepare for battle by summoning the trolls of the Escapist forums from their dark lairs.

[edit]
I just received a better offer and am now a member of the Injustice League.

 

[AngloDoom]

Broffee Banoffee reporting for duty, Bro.

Wielding the power of bro-coffee and banana-toffee, I shall keep our troops invigorated and refreshed throughout the oncoming war. None shall stand in the way of my caffeine-fuelled super-speed and, with the power of my Bronoffee Mochachino, we shall sweep the war-front clean with sweet, jittery haste!

 

[Random Fella]

I dunno
that platypus looks pretty hard core
I'ma be on their team

 

[Liham]

I shall wield the mighty weapon forged in the pancreas of a dying space station, myarglyblarglcarbly the almighty space honesty stick with power over the mightiest of elements, Argon!
The midget smiths who forged this weapon where given a weak cup of tea and a biscuit for their troubles.

 

[TimeLord]

-Snip-

You can't really see the rear leags on that, plus, the main hull is connected in he wrong place. A centaur-like figure is all very nice, but it sucks.
Yes, my previous statement contradicted itself.

Contradictions will not be tolerated in the Imperium! Take this stamp on your forehead. You totally won't be singled out for destruction because of it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So I just need to sign on the dotted line with my own blood, yes?

Based on what I know of Daystar, you probably sign in blood pudding.

 

[Padwolf]

So I'm a Brovenger now? But that platypus looks like a tough foe...

I'll bring tea and biscuits and some weapons!

 

[Carbonyl]

I've read through all 7 pages and I still have no idea whats going on. Its like I've stumbled into a section for Ice users.

Care to enlighten me anyone?

It seems someone has declared war on Daystar Clarion and his cult following.
So, for fun, he is readying his mindless masses, rallying them around himself in an attempt to survive.
And the enemy of his cult, the Injustice League, is using this thread to recruit/convert members.
Like me.
You should join the Injustice League as well.
You are a Britannian, after all.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. All I know is that I'm gonna join the other side. Your fame has gotten to your fucking head Daystar and now you think you can derail threads because "I'm popular lol".

Just pisses me off, knowing that you can break the rules if you're popular.

On the shores of insanity we will face you, our dastardly foes! A battle for the ages!

I do not battle for Daystar, lovely gentleman though he be. I fight for whimsy! I fight for rambling answers to mundane and uninspired questions that relate in only the most tangental and absurd manner. I fight for the ridiculous responses on otherwise unremarkable and banal threads that will suddenly stir the imagination and ignite a sweeping rainbow flame of surrealistic wonder shared between people completely disconnected from each other. Colliding in the umbrella-deserts of a boring and shallow thread, they discover a gem of random, simple, outrageous nonsense. Volleying this delightful parcel of glee back and forth from post to post, swerving from the tracks onto untrodden ground, they create a fundamental connection with their formless companions in the triumph of simple silly joys.
It is an adventure in pleasantness and safe insanity.
We can connect in the untarnished and unconditional enjoyment of our strange words, and escape the concrete.

I fight, for fun.
I wield the training montage and my mind is a crazy quilt.
You cannot win.