Brovengers, brossemble!

[lacktheknack]

For the great conflict that threatens all
our thread-busting fun, and end to us befall
I SHALL PREPARE! For it needs a special breed
to withstand my brand of assault, indeed.

Should this Injustice League invoke the wrath of me,
I shall retaliate with increasingly strained poetry.
And so they know that they face off with a fun-loving maniac
What would a mindscrew be without me
and the 50 Calibur Cow
and Cyriak?

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[TimeLord]

I don't know what's going on here but I like it

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I don't know what's going on here but I like it

Oh, I bet you do.
Brovenger-loving monster that you are.
You've betrayed all that it means to be a Red Guard, even going so far as to separate yourself as a "Time Guard".
There will be a reckoning, and you have placed yourself on the wrong side. Time can't save you now.

-Snip-

Well, I don't know about cooking tacos, but I can cook roast dinners and supply ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and other lovely edible things to the Injustice League, so I guess I can accept those coupons in exchange for food.

 

[EeveeElectro]

-Snippy snip-

No, but I can! *set phasers to kill*
Commence cat fight! Meowwwww. I must defend my fellow Brovengers!

[sub]Sorry lads, there will be no bikinis or mud wrestling involved...[/sub]

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

-Snip-

Well, I don't know about cooking tacos, but I can cook roast dinners and supply ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and other lovely edible things to the Injustice League, so I guess I can accept those coupons in exchange for food.

Well I do like roast, and I am quite familiar with how to make taco meat from the leftovers, so I suppose I'm cool with that. Just don't use pork. I am not a big fan of pork. Pork tacos are fine, but not pork roasts. Or chops for that matter.

Spoiler: disgusting

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Sorry lads, there will be no bikinis or mud wrestling involved...

Spoiler: This dissapoints me greatly.

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Both apply well enough.[/spoiler]

 

[YingDerpington]

Brother Clarion! and all fellow Brovengers! You have my Sarcastic wit, Australian Accent and unmatchable kicks with you!

 

[Evil Smurf]

so what does being a "brovenger" involve?

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't know what's going on here but I like it

Oh, I bet you do.
Brovenger-loving monster that you are.
You've betrayed all that it means to be a Red Guard, even going so far as to separate yourself as a "Time Guard".
There will be a reckoning, and you have placed yourself on the wrong side. Time can't save you now.

My dearest Greyfox, you misguided dear,
'tis not Timelord, but YOU that has everything to fear.
Have you already forgotten, so soon,
that the mastery of time is the Brovengers' boon?

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[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

*Attempts to crack knuckles threateningly, only succeeds with one*
Your doom is at hand, for I a- wait...
Shinra Electric Power Company?
How can you betray the Injustice League? Your betrayal makes you more of a monster, which means you should fit right in on our side!
Join us. We have cookies.

-Snip-

Well, how about roast chicken? Will that suffice?
I am going to be expanding upon my cooking experience next wek, so hopefully I can keep the Injustice League well fed.

 

[Blunderboy]

Bro five, standing by.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-

Your rhymes are weak when
Next to my godly haiku
Time is my ***** now.

 

[Elgnirp100]

I am proud to call myself a Brovenger! I will not let that be taken away!
BROSSEMBLE!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Honey, I shrunk the quote!

*cringes at the knuckle cracking* D: Oh man I hate that noise >.<

Shinra is, um... a side thing of sorts! I need the money, you know! You'd work for them too if you had a sexy blonde boss like Rufus XD

I'll never leave! D: Not even for cookies!
Maybe those chocolate and orange Maryland ones, they're really nice! Or the white chocolate and raspberry Sainsbury's ones, nommmmm.

Spoiler: Gahh, they're trying to get into my head!

[sub]Also, Schwartz chargrill chicken spice is le yumm on a roast chicken[/sub]

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

-Snip-

Well, how about roast chicken? Will that suffice?
I am going to be expanding upon my cooking experience next wek, so hopefully I can keep the Injustice League well fed.

Chicken will do. It will also be easier to use as leftovers as it isn't marinated like a beef roast, though I have absolutely no experience to back this up, just wild assumptions.

Spoiler: Chicken is also far more threatening to our hated adversaries.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Brovengers?

I fucking call the giant suit of powered space flying shooty death armour!

 

[lacktheknack]

-Snip-

Your rhymes are weak when
Next to my godly haiku
Time is my ***** now.

You wish you *****'d time.
Haiku is all well and good
but does all yours rhyme?

EDIT: Well, I derped.
My power has been usurped.
RECOVERY HAIKU! >

 

[mikeybuthge]

I shall throw in my aviators, faux hawk, fist pumping, and ass kicking, for I have brossembled, and I do not stand for injustice.

 

[Death Carr]

I shall join this worthy cause!
You have I, the pilot of the BROVANGELION!!

Spoiler: BROVANGELION!

Rest assured this Injustice League shall not go unpunished!

 

[TheNaut131]

-Snip-

Care to share where you got that space station there?
I have a weakness for awesome-looking sci-fi.

Sure, fellow bro.

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