Brovengers, brossemble!

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

Oh don't worry our tacticians are hard at work already!

They've been quite.... Too quite.

I hope you understand my precautions; after all, we're at war

 

[Carbonyl]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!

EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.

Captcha: Living Things. Not for long.

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

Oh don't worry our tacticians are hard at work already!

They've been quite.... Too quite.

I hope you understand my precautions; after all, we're at war

Oh of course, of course!

 

[Hemlet]

Alright, I've collected an abundance of alcohol and the ingredients for my chili, grilled feta, and bachelor pasta recipes. I'm ready to contribute the righteous cause of the Brovengers!

That sounds delicious! Our troops shall be well fed!

Happy to be of service! I shall begin frying up the packs of bacon and spicy sausage meat for the pasta. What kind of grilled feta should be first? I've got black truffle oil and rosemary, grapeseed oil and basil, and olive oil and thyme. Or a variation of those three if you prefer. I've already prepared the chili and have allowed it to sit in an industrial fridge overnight to let the flavours mix. It can be heated and distributed immediately if required.

 

[TheNaut131]

Hmm, the Brovengers? I guess I could be of use. Alright, initiating takeoff sequence!

Spoiler: Astbronaut reporting for duty!

I shall reign our brodacious fury upon this puny, insignificant "Injustice League" or anyone else who challenges us! They shall rue they day they ever chose to challenge us, even with their powerful platypi and bowler hats! How you may ask? Bros and brodettes, I present to you:

The Badass Robotic Orbital Firing Inferno System Terminal. Or as I like to call it...

Spoiler

Spoiler: THE B.R.O.F.I.S.T!

Equipped with everything a bro needs! Everything.

And a laser cannon!

Though in all honesty, this is mostly for show. I will not hesitate to beam down there and crack some fucking heads wide open!

 

[Hazy992]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!

EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.

Captcha: Living Things. Not for long.

Needless to say Daystar and I are pleased with your work!

 

[Carbonyl]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:




They've been quite.... Too quite.

I hope you understand my precautions; after all, we're at war

Quite? Do you mean quiet?
We've got you on the ropes! You're scrambled just like your letters!

Captcha: Wishy-washy. Accurate

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

Oh don't worry our tacticians are hard at work already!

They've been quite.... Too quite.

I hope you understand my precautions; after all, we're at war

Oh of course, of course!

Good, good.

Think a lot of people will actually like this fight? It'll be the brawl of the century!

 

[Hazy992]

Alright, I've collected an abundance of alcohol and the ingredients for my chili, grilled feta, and bachelor pasta recipes. I'm ready to contribute the righteous cause of the Brovengers!

That sounds delicious! Our troops shall be well fed!

Happy to be of service! I shall begin frying up the packs of bacon and spicy sausage meat for the pasta. What kind of grilled feta should be first? I've got black truffle oil and rosemary, grapeseed oil and basil, and olive oil and thyme. Or a variation of those three if you prefer. I've already prepared the chili and have allowed it to sit in an industrial fridge overnight to let the flavours mix. It can be heated and distributed immediately if required.

I think I'll leave that decision up to you. You're the culinary expert after all!

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

Oh don't worry our tacticians are hard at work already!

They've been quite.... Too quite.

I hope you understand my precautions; after all, we're at war

Oh of course, of course!

Good, good.

Think a lot of people will actually like this fight? It'll be the brawl of the century!

Indeed, nay the millennium!

 

[Lunar Templar]

o.o


what the hell are you talking about .....

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

Oh don't worry our tacticians are hard at work already!

They've been quite.... Too quite.

I hope you understand my precautions; after all, we're at war

Oh of course, of course!

Good, good.

Think a lot of people will actually like this fight? It'll be the brawl of the century!

Indeed, nay the millennium!

We'll all go down in the history books of the internet!

 

[Hemlet]

I think I'll leave that decision up to you. You're the culinary expert after all!

Very well! Black truffle oil and rosemary it is! Strong flavours for strong warriors.

 

[Carbonyl]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!

EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.

Captcha: Living Things. Not for long.

Needless to say Daystar and I are pleased with your work!

Just doing my duty for the cause!
Plus, I need a target to throw all my loose screws at, otherwise they just jingle around in my head.

 

[Hazy992]

I think I'll leave that decision up to you. You're the culinary expert after all!

Very well! Black truffle oil and rosemary it is! Strong flavours for strong warriors.

Wonderful! We cannot lose!

 

[Hazy992]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!

EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.

Captcha: Living Things. Not for long.

Needless to say Daystar and I are pleased with your work!

Just doing my duty for the cause!
Plus, I need a target to throw all my loose screws at, otherwise they just jingle around in my head.

Glad to hear we provide an outlet. We truly are a beacon of this community.

 

[Blondefool]

I feel like I should be some part of this, as the Platypus is a wonderful affront to nature and the injustice league must be destroyed!

We shall fill them with fear and fore-BRO-ding

 

[NightHawk21]

...Oh dear god.
What do you need the brovengers to do, my leader?! D:< we Can not let this go unpunished!

We need more Bros!

Everyone who enters this thread is now officially a Brovenger!

Even the womenfolk can be bros.

Rule 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

Bro Daystar, you have my support under article 147.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm beginning to feel that the Injustice League will be the primary villains...

Good! That's how it's meant to be!

 

[Aabglov]

Call me BROSEIDON, god of the BROCEAN!