Brovengers, brossemble!

[PsychicTaco115]

Look at you, Brovengers.

A meeting of those made of flesh and bone

Panting and sweating as you run through our battle.

How can you challenge a group made of the many?

*System Shock 2 reference FTW?*

But that's besides the point. We have a battle to prepare for!

Yes the Brovengers are a foolish bunch! They are nothing but a bunch of individualist who are ignorant to the pleasure of being the many. For what is a drop of rain compared to the storm? What is a thought compared to a mind?

Spoiler: Join us, join the many

You get it! We need more people like you in the Injustice League....

Want to join the many?

Yes of course! We must get more people to join...so that we may grow..and expand.

Injustice league assemble!

Hurrah! The Brovengers will not know what hit them!

Our attack during the Escapist Expo will be victorious!

 

[The Pinray]

My friends and I call ourselves the Brovengers... I don't know how to feel about this thread.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

We the injustice league fight the Brovengers through interpretive dancing! Its a fierce fight that isn't meant for children to watch.

 

[Korten12]

So can anyone join?

 

[RaikuFA]

I will join in your cause. You need me. I have cookies.

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

 

[Carbonyl]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

 

[deserteagleeye]

As long as I get to be the racecar.

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

 

[Hazy992]

As long as I get to be the racecar.

You can be as many racecars as you like! See, here at the Brovengers we like to think we're a little ahead of the curve and if someone wants to be a racecar then why not let them? Let them be all the racecars!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

 

[Hazy992]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

 

[Shadow flame master]

Hey Daystar, I've got good news, bad news, better, worse and horrible news. The good news is that I'm back from that black market russian compound, the bad news is that there is no longer a black market russian compound. The better news is that as your head scientist/saboteur/fire manic, I have created a new system that allows us to defy or manipulate gravity to our needs. I have no idea how this is of use to us, but maybe you can find a solution leader.

Now here comes the worse news: my R&D compound has been hacked. Some of my files have been either copied or deleted, but nothing of importance have been compromised. I even checked my personal severs and beefed up security to make sure that this attack doesn't happen again. Now Daystar, please sit down and be calm while tell you the horrible news: our imported tea dealerships have been taken over by a big time coffee business! Naw, I'm kidding. Or am I!

The horrible news is that one of my old designs for mobile armor, or Mobile Suit, has been stolen from my vault. This vault isn't digital, and it is guarded fiercely everyday. This leads me to believe that the previous hacking was an attempt to lower my defenses to get to the vault. This could only be done by someone on the inside, I just don't know who. Please leader, the Brovengers safety is at stake if they have the necessary components to create a functioning Mobile Suit. Please point out the spy so I can "extract" the information on this InJustice Leauge.

Shadow Flame Master, signing off.

 

[burningdragoon]

Brovengers, eh? Ok then, what do you need of me?

Does this call for...

? Because that would be swell.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

TO THE LITTER MY BROTHERS! QUICKLY!

Be weary Dapper Gents, for our interpretative dancing is something to be feared!

Spoiler: Behold, my interpretative dance of this entire thread so far!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Um... Well...Er...Ah...
*Looks from side to side*
Good no one's here, I can sneak away without having to do anything.
Oh crap they've seem me, distraction time!