Brovengers, brossemble!

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

I'll give you a new gun! And some space hookers; you'll be just like Riker!

Now, what species would you want those hookers in?

Are you saying I that not only do I need help getting women, but that some fictional 90's character is something I inspire to be?

No no no!

I mean to say that you can spread your perfect genes to other lesser-people of the universe!

I in no way meant that in derogatory terms!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Ah fuck you Shepard, this isn't worth it.

We don't need you, if you were truly awesome, we wouldn't even need to ask.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

I'll give you a new gun! And some space hookers; you'll be just like Riker!

Now, what species would you want those hookers in?

Are you saying I that not only do I need help getting women, but that some fictional 90's character is something I inspire to be?

No no no!

I mean to say that you can spread your perfect genes to other lesser-people of the universe!

I in no way meant that in derogatory terms!

Then I say you need to take a basic biology class before you think you can lead a group, because unless it's an asari, that isn't going to happen.

*Looks down*

Yes sir

Uh, I need to... manage... that... thing

Happy renegading, Shepard!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Ah fuck you Shepard, this isn't worth it.

We don't need you, if you were truly awesome, we wouldn't even need to ask.

Sorry if I don't have the time to help a bunch of teenagers on the extranet yell at each other. I'm too busy saving your life.

...

I'll pay you.

I know how you work, Shepard.

You love sidequests.

And this is the most sidequestingnest of all the sidequests.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Okay then, join the Brovengers and we'll make you lead of head-butt squadron. All the head-butting of fools you could possibly ask for. You like head-butting, don't you RenShep?

[sub]c'mon Daystar back me up on this[/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.

Do you think I'm a child?

Okay then, join the Brovengers and we'll make you lead of head-butt squadron. All the head-butting of fools you could possibly ask for. You like head-butting, don't you RenShep?

[sub]c'mon Daystar back me up on this[/sub]

[HEADING=1]HEADBUTT ALL THE THINGS![/HEADING]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication shall be the end of the Brovengers!

Brace yourselves!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

This is ridiculous!

Do they know know those ties are too long?

This shall not stand!

 

[CommanderL]

you Have my soul WE need a chant

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Look at you, Brovengers.

A meeting of those made of flesh and bone

Panting and sweating as you run through our battle.

How can you challenge a group made of the many?

*System Shock 2 reference FTW?*

But that's besides the point. We have a battle to prepare for!

Yes the Brovengers are a foolish bunch! They are nothing but a bunch of individualist who are ignorant to the pleasure of being the many. For what is a drop of rain compared to the storm? What is a thought compared to a mind?

Spoiler: Join us, join the many

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Look at you, Brovengers.

A meeting of those made of flesh and bone

Panting and sweating as you run through our battle.

How can you challenge a group made of the many?

*System Shock 2 reference FTW?*

But that's besides the point. We have a battle to prepare for!

Yes the Brovengers are a foolish bunch! They are nothing but a bunch of individualist who are ignorant to the pleasure of being the many. For what is a drop of rain compared to the storm? What is a thought compared to a mind?

Spoiler: Join us, join the many

You get it! We need more people like you in the Injustice League....

Want to join the many?

 

[Carbonyl]

...Oh dear god.
What do you need the brovengers to do, my leader?! D:< we Can not let this go unpunished!

We need more Bros!

Everyone who enters this thread is now officially a Brovenger!

Even the womenfolk can be bros.

Rule 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

I will gladly join the Brovengers. Do we get super-hero names, or just the joy of the free-fall as a topic jumps its tracks?

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Look at you, Brovengers.

A meeting of those made of flesh and bone

Panting and sweating as you run through our battle.

How can you challenge a group made of the many?

*System Shock 2 reference FTW?*

But that's besides the point. We have a battle to prepare for!

Yes the Brovengers are a foolish bunch! They are nothing but a bunch of individualist who are ignorant to the pleasure of being the many. For what is a drop of rain compared to the storm? What is a thought compared to a mind?

Spoiler: Join us, join the many

You get it! We need more people like you in the Injustice League....

Want to join the many?

Yes of course! We must get more people to join...so that we may grow..and expand.

Injustice league assemble!

 

[Chunga the Great]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

 

[cryogeist]

oh hell.
*goes into neutrality bunker*
this is going to get interesting...
anyone is welcome to join me.