Brovengers, brossemble!

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

 

[BaronUberstein]

Clearly this threat cannot be stopped with mere brovengerness, we must bring out the big guns. We must bring out, B.R.O.F.I.S.T.

We have a submersible battleship.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

Your refuse our demands? Ha you are not the first to refuse, but you will break like all the others! Our waving dancing pandas will make you talk....

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

 

[TheScientificIssole]

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
I have nothing else to add to this occasion.

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

 

[Chalacachaca]

Very well, I shall lend my strenght in this conflict.

EPILOGUE: Chalacacha was the fist one to fall, after he slipped on a banana which wasn't even peeled yet. Nobody noticed that he wasn't in Valhalla with the rest of the party.

 

[Hazy992]

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

Your refuse our demands? Ha you are not the first to refuse, but you will break like all the others! Our waving dancing pandas will make you talk....

I have an iron will and I can assure your pandas will break before I do! Assuming you can actually catch me of course.

 

[Carbonyl]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

 

[Hemlet]

Alright, I've collected an abundance of alcohol and the ingredients for my chili, grilled feta, and bachelor pasta recipes. I'm ready to contribute the righteous cause of the Brovengers!

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

 

[Hazy992]

Alright, I've collected an abundance of alcohol and the ingredients for my chili, grilled feta, and bachelor pasta recipes. I'm ready to contribute the righteous cause of the Brovengers!

That sounds delicious! Our troops shall be well fed!

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Brovengers, you have my sword. Or my axe. Y'know. Whichever one you'd prefer. If you'd rather I kept my weapons to myself, I'm fine with that, too.

Spoiler: And as I gift to you all, I present... CHOCOLATE!

 

[Hazy992]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

 

[rekabdarb]

fuck bros!

I'm joining the Injustice League!

Because I can. Maybe. I dunno, what the hell is going on i actually have no clue. But the Injustice League sounds a lot cooler than brovengers. I'm just Saiyan

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And you underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

 

[Hazy992]

Okay, I have a few questions before I join:

1. Do you have healthcare?
2. Will the fight be a West Side Story kind of dance-off or an actual fight? (I prefer the dance-off)

1. Yes our radioactive super badgers are amongst the best trained doctors in the world, there for your every need!
2. I imagine that both will be an inevitability.

Yes, we'll be dancing... with swords in our hands, aimed at each others necks!

And by healthcare, you mean duct tape. Because duct tape solves everything

PsychicTaco115 does not speak for us. He is an insidious fiend who will stop at nothing to get his way. He is just jealous of our radioactive super badgers' healing properties so propagates lies that duct tape is better when it's only 93% as reliable.

I speak for the Injustice League!

And just how did these badgers get their medical licenses? Or do they just give out band-aids?

I'm sorry but I cannot disclose that information. I can't compromise our agenda by divulging Brovengers medical science.

You sure? I mean, some band-aids could "accidentally" go missing

And by missing, I mean being burned in an oil drum in an alleyway

I'd like to see you try! You don't have the chutzpah!

I don't even like Jewish pancakes, jokes on you!

And see me try? It's already been done. You should be getting notified of it rather shortly

That's not what chutzpah means! And we were already aware of your plans; those 'band-aids' you stole were actually IL propaganda leaflets made to look like band-aids! We're always two steps ahead of you buddy!

Then good thing our spy alerted us and we were able to pass them out to impressionable teens to join the cause!

We got a Twitter and everything now anyway; world wide communications rock!

See I knew this might happen so those 'impressionable teens' were actually Brovenger agents I had planted, who've now burnt those leaflets anyway!

We still have the Internet on our side! You can't shut that down!

And the Injustice League will stay forever strong!

Oh you think? You really can't comprehend the power you're dealing with here!

And underestimate the might of the League

We should get to planning that battle soon

Oh don't worry our tacticians are hard at work already!