Brovengers, brossemble!

[PsychicTaco115]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Oh, of course; blame the Injustice League...

LIKE YOU SHOULD!

We are evil squared... Nay, CUBED!

Say how goes the recruitment drive? Har har har!

Recruitment? Oh, you mean the orphan kidnapping

Yeah, it's going well.

I might just have a monopoly on the orphan market!

Orphans? They are puny and weak and not designed for combat! How goes the thread? Oh right, HAHAHA!!!

We're training them to be like the greatest orphans of all...

Batman, Superman, etc.

The Orphan Uprising shall be victorious!

We have radioactive super badgers

Ha! Radioactivity kills things, they won't even survive boot camp!

I do say that I can call: CHECKMATE

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Oh, of course; blame the Injustice League...

LIKE YOU SHOULD!

We are evil squared... Nay, CUBED!

Say how goes the recruitment drive? Har har har!

Recruitment? Oh, you mean the orphan kidnapping

Yeah, it's going well.

I might just have a monopoly on the orphan market!

Orphans? They are puny and weak and not designed for combat! How goes the thread? Oh right, HAHAHA!!!

We're training them to be like the greatest orphans of all...

Batman, Superman, etc.

The Orphan Uprising shall be victorious!

We have radioactive super badgers

Ha! Radioactivity kills things, they won't even survive boot camp!

A pox of annoyance upon thee!

Not these badgers.

These are my patented engineered radioactive super badgers[sup]TM[/sup]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hey, well would you look at this, my time to mention my allegiance has co...

Musicals are for pussies and communists!

Oh.
I guess you don't need me to write the theme-tune and sing the theme-tune then?!

That's fine, I was always more of a groupie anyway. I cheer for the Brovengers in this upcoming Escapist war!!

[sub]Shhh! That was just to throw him off! Of course we need a theme tune![/sub]

Uh, I mean fuck you Injustice League!

Oh, of course; blame the Injustice League...

LIKE YOU SHOULD!

We are evil squared... Nay, CUBED!

Say how goes the recruitment drive? Har har har!

Recruitment? Oh, you mean the orphan kidnapping

Yeah, it's going well.

I might just have a monopoly on the orphan market!

Orphans? They are puny and weak and not designed for combat! How goes the thread? Oh right, HAHAHA!!!

We're training them to be like the greatest orphans of all...

Batman, Superman, etc.

The Orphan Uprising shall be victorious!

We have radioactive super badgers

Ha! Radioactivity kills things, they won't even survive boot camp!

A pox of annoyance upon thee!

Not these badgers.

These are my patented engineered radioactive super badgers[sup]TM[/sup]

I highly doubt that the badgers will stay loyal

I have insects; they LOVE insects

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have infiltrated the enemy!

Awww yeaah [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.375133-The-Injustice-League#14553498]

They totally don't know I have.

 

[Lucem712]

Go on Injustice League, try to withstand the power of cute!

I spit on my computer for showing me such drivel!

I shall hire someone to spit on a computer monitor until they dehydrate themselves, to show my utter disdain!

We're already disabling your electronics! Haha, my plan comes to fruition!
May hamsters eat all your wires!!
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May a perturbed porcupine lodge himself into your spinal cord!

Dear sir, our wires our 387% invulnerable to chewing; I tested them myself!

Jokes on him, all our electronics run on direct Orphan power

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

Well, I can assure you, we're not religious, zealots or Batarians.

Terrorists? Us? That's a mighty fine compliment!

Thanks for the time!

 

[bobmus]

Go on Injustice League, try to withstand the power of cute!

Our mascot is the cutest freak of nature to ever be sewn together by the devil's seamstress; this does nothing, mortal.

If you mean the platypuses, they quit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/images/ic/credit/640x395/p/pl/platypus/platypus_1.jpg

He's laughing at you, can't you see?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

 

[Lucem712]

Go on Injustice League, try to withstand the power of cute!

Our mascot is the cutest freak of nature to ever be sewn together by the devil's seamstress; this does nothing, mortal.

If you mean the platypuses, they quit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/images/ic/credit/640x395/p/pl/platypus/platypus_1.jpg

He's laughing at you, can't you see?

Careful, don't hold the beast in such a manner. They have mighty poisonous spurs that they will jab any good Samaritan with.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

I'll give you a new gun! And some space hookers; you'll be just like Riker!

Now, what species would you want those hookers in?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this, I don't even.

I got to ask Kasumi what the hell I'm looking at, she's better at understanding people on the Internet.

Hey Shepard...

How does a League of Injustice sound to you?

I mean, you beat that reporter, that should count for something!

What do you mean how does a League of Injustice sound to me?

Because it sounds like some sort of Religious Zealot Batarian Terrorist Group (RZBTG) I'd have to put down.

Brovengers however sound like a bunch of idiot teenagers, if anyone's thinking I'm picking sides.



Capatcha: Describe Moët & Chandob Champagne using any word(s)

Not as good as Serrice Ice Brandy

You don't get a choice, Shepard.

There are no middle options on the dialogue wheel.

This is just like the goddamn ending to Mass Effect 3!

Except I don't get a green explosion!

If you join me, I'll give you all the multicoloured explosions you'd ever want!

You're not really winning me over here.

Okay, okay, I'll give you all the closure and drinking beer with Garrus you could ever want!

How, exactly?

I'm crossing my arms right now, in case you wanted to know.

Er...

Er...

Okay, er, that Turian Councilor who 'dismissed that claim', you sleep with his mother, and the then the Reapers explode, you have more sex with more of the aliens and then you drink beer with Garrus.