Bush's last week as President what should he do?

[Anomynous 167]

Eat lots of fiber so he does not get constipated.
Play go carts with congress but don't tell anyone out side of it incise the destructive (THE MEDIA IS NOT A LIBERAL BIAS, they are the exact opposite of liberal, they torture any one they see as unworthy or evil but praise the most evil people of all like Mother Teresa) media finds out and blame it on his corruption.
Have 21 meals so he doesn't become malnourished.
Go to the gym.
Take a walk and, say hi to his neighbors.
Go to the beach.
End world hunger only to have it restart start a thew hours later because everyone needs to eat after after a thew hours of rest or work.
Go to the mall
Practice his air guitar.
Take a holiday with his family
Bomb Iran.
Read the paper.
Drink some cofee.
Take yoga classes.

I hope you guys read my list

 

[Helmet]

Be assassinated via mortar launcher.

...just a thought.

Ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY&feature=PlayList&p=EB9884AB63300DDB&playnext=1&index=18

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

I think he should go up to the ambassador of China, and place an order for General Tsao's chicken.

He needs to do something so profoundly stupid, just to make Obama look all the better.

Huh, wasn't aware Obama did look good.

 

[Anomynous 167]

No one replied to my post?

 

[DarthHK]

Something along the lines of this. [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey]

 

[SilverUchiha]

I honestly feel bad for the guy because he was given a very crappy situation. He made bad choices, sure. I'm just saying I think we could have done a lot worse than Bush. By far. I'm not looking forward to the next 4 (probably 8) years but I'm not interested in a political debate here and now. I think he should get the opportunity to leave with some dignity. That's all.

 

[lowermiddleclassnerd]

Unzip his skin suit revealing him to be Osama he was trying to kill us from the inside all along

 

[Zetona]

He should do nothing, or do exactly what Obama tells him to.

 

[bazookabob]

Pay for the rest of my college and pay off my loans for the amount of psychological torment he and his cabinet has caused me over the last eight years.

 

[Anomynous 167]

No one likes my common sense ):

 

[samsprinkle]

Whip out the "football" and dial up the "touchdown" all over Iran's face!

*cookie if you have ANY idea what I'm talking about*

 

[ace_of_something]

grow a thick luxurious beard

 

[Jeronus]

Walk to the roof of the white house and dive head first into the first lawn. If he survives, the fall might fix to the damage to his brain.

 

[Anomynous 167]

Something along the lines of this. [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey]

I didn't get the point of that video...
WHAT DAMAGE HAS HE DONE??? I mean these people are blaming him for natural disasters, LIKE WHAT THE SMITH?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Hold a press conference wearing his PJs.

 

[DarthHK]

Something along the lines of this. [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey]

I didn't get the point of that video...
WHAT DAMAGE HAS HE DONE??? I mean these people are blaming him for natural disasters, LIKE WHAT THE SMITH?

Must I explain the concepts of satire? *Tsk, tsk* I thought Escapists were high-brow.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Nuke swazieland! (a real country in south africa)

 

[Jeronus]

Something along the lines of this. [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey]

I didn't get the point of that video...
WHAT DAMAGE HAS HE DONE??? I mean these people are blaming him for natural disasters, LIKE WHAT THE SMITH?

I think it's a satirical view of Bush's presidency. Don't take it so seriously. I mean the name of the site is onion news network.

 

[Labyrinth]

What Khell said, but then choking on a pretzel.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Admit all the advise he had received was from a giant, talking senile whale underneath the whitehouse.