Busting a guy suspected of cockfighting, bring tank

[thenumberthirteen]

Fantastic! All criminals should be apprehended by Steven Seagal in a Tank.

 

[THAC0]

ok, so, did i misread that or did they blow up the chickens in order to save them from the cock fights?

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Considering a beak-proof vest would have had the same effect, I really don't think this was necessary.

Also, apparently America is extremely serious about the war on drugs, even when there's no drugs in it.

 

[GrimTuesday]

ok, so, did i misread that or did they blow up the chickens in order to save them from the cock fights?

They didn't blow them up, but I'm sure some got run over when they drove the tank through the fence. They did euthanize all the chickens later.

 

[bdcjacko]

ok, so, did i misread that or did they blow up the chickens in order to save them from the cock fights?

They didn't blow them up, but I'm sure some got run over when they drove the tank through the fence. They did euthanize all the chickens later.

By euthanize, you mean fried them up and served them on waffles, right?

 

[cryogeist]

Its getting harder and harder to prove America isn't full of idiots
*facepalm*

 

[GrimTuesday]

ok, so, did i misread that or did they blow up the chickens in order to save them from the cock fights?

They didn't blow them up, but I'm sure some got run over when they drove the tank through the fence. They did euthanize all the chickens later.

By euthanize, you mean fried them up and served them on waffles, right?

These were free range chickens, so of course not.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

...

Is it wrong that I think this is awesome? XD

Seriously, roll a tank into anyone's yard suspected of illegal activities, and they'll probably stop.

...Or at least have the neighborhood kids report them just so they can post the video on youtube. XD

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

...

Is it wrong that I think this is awesome? XD

If it is I don't want to be right.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

Am I alone in thinking this is awesome?

not at all. is it crazy? yes. is it stupid? yes. is it horribly excessive? hell yes! is it awesome? awesome as something really awesome covered in diamonds and dipped in awesomeness! [small]yeah, so i suffered vocabulary failure right there, that just tells you how awesome it is![/small]

to quote (or paraphrase) Invader Zim: Martian hologram: "We worked ourselves to extinction turning our planet into a giant spaceship." Zim: "Why would you do that?!" Hologram: "Because it's Coooooooollll!!!"

 

[bdcjacko]

ok, so, did i misread that or did they blow up the chickens in order to save them from the cock fights?

They didn't blow them up, but I'm sure some got run over when they drove the tank through the fence. They did euthanize all the chickens later.

By euthanize, you mean fried them up and served them on waffles, right?

These were free range chickens, so of course not.

Ah, tandoori chicken

 

[Drummie666]

...Here are the lines that came in my mind while reading this.

...Why does the sheriff have access to a tank?
...What the fuck kind of reality show involves a sheriff busting a cock-fighter with a tank?
Fuck! PETA has taken over law enforcement! RUN LIKE FUCK! (I mean really, who else would make this much fuss over cockfighting?)

 

[ShadowKatt]

That's Arizona, they are part of the U.S. pretty much in name only.
Perfect example of why limited State's rights in favor of overarching federal power was a good idea.

I agree. It worked really well for the Soviet Union too.

 

[Gladiateher]

Am I alone in thinking this is awesome?

No way man i'm with you on this one!

 

[dslatch]

Like Larry the Cable Guy said "only in America"

Thank Christ I don't live 6 or 7 hours south then I would face palm.

But since I don't that's pretty sweet.

 

[deleted_by_strongbad]

That's Arizona, they are part of the U.S. pretty much in name only.
Perfect example of why limited State's rights in favor of overarching federal power was a good idea.

I agree. It worked really well for the Soviet Union too.

Yeah, you got a point there, but they had no state's rights and even less individual rights in favor of unchecked overarching federal power, so as long as we keep that from happening it shouldn't be a new USSR.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

ok, so, did i misread that or did they blow up the chickens in order to save them from the cock fights?

They didn't blow them up, but I'm sure some got run over when they drove the tank through the fence. They did euthanize all the chickens later.

Did they euthanize all the chickens on a BBQ or was it a fryer?

My amazement mainly comes from this thread being about cockfighting and Steven Seagal and not one mention of THIS in 4 pages:

 

[Klagermeister]

Sheriff: So there's this dude who's harboring chickens to gamble with in fights.
City Board: Okay. Planned course of action?
Sheriff: Uhh... a f*ckin tank?
City Board: UNANIMOUSLY APPROVED.

I am ashamed, confused, and amused all at once...