But I AM the only one!

[Bruiser80]

I highly doubt you're the only one in the WORLD!

Me, I poop standing up.

You and 1/2 the world, though to be fair, they squat.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Sir, I live on the moon. Good luck with that.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I say mosquito properly.
You say it like, (muh-SKEE-toe)
I say it like, (mose-SQUEE-toe)

You only think you say it the "proper" way. Most of us hearing it would just assume you are saying it the "douchy" way

Aww. Sure, I say it like an idiot would, but I'm not a douche! D:

But how do you explain your reasons for pronouncing the 'S' twice?

Well, the Q seems to have an S sound at the beginning when used in that word, but if you hear me say it, it just sounds like the S was carried over a bit.

 

[amppi1236]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Sir, I live on the moon. Good luck with that.

My assasins have a rocket ship. A silent one.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Sir, I live on the moon. Good luck with that.

My assasins have a rocket ship. A silent one.

I am suprised you didn't see through my bluff indicating that you are also speaking out your arse. For you see, I only have one assasin on my payroll...his name is Mr.norris, he has already caught your scent and he is swimming through land to get to you as we speak.

 

[blankedboy]

I have broken my arm in Croatia

The citizens of croatia beg to differ.

been go-karting in Monaco

The go-karters of monaco beg to differ.

and spent 4 and a half years living on a boat.

Long john silver,Blackbeard,Redbeard,Captain hook and (Captain) jack sparrow beg to differ...still that sounds awesome though.

Ah, but have they done ALL THREE? Woooo... *wiggly fingers*

Aaaaand Captain Hook and Jack Sparrow don't exist.
Dunno about the rest.

 

[amppi1236]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Sir, I live on the moon. Good luck with that.

My assasins have a rocket ship. A silent one.

I am suprised you didn't see through my bluff indicating that you are also speaking out your arse. For you see, I only have one assasin on my payroll...his name is Mr.norris, he has already caught your scent and he is swimming through land to get to you as we speak.

Now I know you are lying because everyone know that chuck norris doesn't work for anyone. He also never assaninates.

 

[Plurralbles]

I'm the only person in the world who's self-proclaimed motto is, "That didn't make sense and I don't care."

bullshit.

I'm the only one typing this post in the specific geographical location I am in.

 

[Hollock]

I bet I'm the only one who imagines the person they're debating is the bad guy from the disney channel orginal movie "Brink!".

 

[Warwelde]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Well! My assassins have slain your assassins that murderd the other guys assassins, who were sent to butcher you, but since you sent your assassins I.... Ok.. Too many assassins.. Call it a draw?

 

[amppi1236]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Well! My assassins have slain your assassins that murderd the other guys assassins, who were sent to butcher you, but since you sent your assassins I.... Ok.. Too many assassins.. Call it a draw?

Fine. I guess we both can rule the world.

 

[Warwelde]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Well! My assassins have slain your assassins that murderd the other guys assassins, who were sent to butcher you, but since you sent your assassins I.... Ok.. Too many assassins.. Call it a draw?

Fine. I guess we both can rule the world.

We gotta split it though.. You want north or south?

 

[amppi1236]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

I'll take north. But you can have north america if you want.
Well! My assassins have slain your assassins that murderd the other guys assassins, who were sent to butcher you, but since you sent your assassins I.... Ok.. Too many assassins.. Call it a draw?

Fine. I guess we both can rule the world.

We gotta split it though.. You want north or south?

I'll have north. You can have north america if you want to.

 

[Squilookle]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Nope. You're not, I think i might be the only straight(ish) guy in the country who thinks niether cheryl cole or kiara knightley are that attractive either (also, i'm 14, Shouldn't i supposed to be wanting to have sex with everything that moves?).

I'm also the only secret world leader in the world...well at least...I hope so.

I'm 14 too and I'm still with you. Also rule the world too. At least the last time I checked.

We can't both rule the world, The assasins have been dispatched. Have a nice day.

My assasins have already killed your assasins and more are coming. You have a nicer day.

Sir, I live on the moon. Good luck with that.

My assasins have a rocket ship. A silent one.

A silent spacecraft? That's the deadliest kind...

I'm a bit dissapointed with you two. I was hoping that as your assassin one upmanship got more and more out of hand, you each started telling and yelling and screaming at each other for them to be the one to have the nice day. Oh well. Can't win em all

 

[Squilookle]

Why should it matter?

That's pretty damn good, actually!