But That's All Right...

[scatmanfan]

But that's alright, because you don't speak German!

I died.

 

[WheresMyCow]

That's alright. No one liked you anyways.

I accidentally inhaled some chemicals in Chemistry today.

 

[Soldato006]

but that's all right the acid trip afterwords was well worth it...

I caught a rhinovirus and don't feel to well...

 

[AZSolii]

But that's alright, because now can have horns growing out of your head! Now you can to the bar with a hoodie on, wait for some doofus to challenge you to a headbutting contest, accept and right before impact, WHAM! You flip the hoodie and knock the hell out of the guy with your Rhino horn. Then he buys you drinks with his buddies and you wake up the next morning with many beautiful women around, a bong in your left hand, and a tissue in your right.

It's at this point you realize:

Drugs are bad.


...Oh right! The game.

I have a wild imagination...

 

[Scunner]

but that's alright, some Ritalin will keep that in check.

I have no cheese in my house ...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you have imitation cheese, which is just as good *chokes on that lie and straightens, smiling encouragingly*

I just got dark side points... which I like...

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's okay, dark side points can easily be cancelled out by getting enough light side points.

Hmm, my pants are on fire (literally)....

 

[ThePoodonkis]

That's okay. There's a pool of water right next to you.

I think I'm asleep, but I'm not sure.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you have nowhere you need to be, in dreamland or the real world.

there's this incredible girl I work with, but she's already got a boyfriend. I so depressed about it

 

[Ridergurl10]

That alright, because he just cheated on her and she dumped him . . . now she's single

My dog just ate my 50 page research paper that's due in an hour

 

[NeoAC]

That's all right, the professor went crazy, and all his students all got an automatic B+ on their paper.

Rogers is threatening to break my legs for not paying the cell phone bill that's still in my name....

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, little does he know, you've got no legs

I love fire. But my lighter's out of fluid *waah*

 

[SnowCold]

But thats ok, cause in the second season, all your favorite charecters are cut of.

I got asked out by a gay person, and I'm strait, infront of all of my friends

 

[Musical-Wheelchair]

But that's ok, because all of your friends are currently unconscious for reasons unexplained and the person asking you out is only mildly interested. You can turn 'em down without an incident.

I made the mistake of taking a midnight stroll, and was mugged as a result. I lost all my money and I'm bleeding profusely....

 

[LilGherkin]

But that's alright because you live outdoors with a gate to protect you so you just climb over.

I gave so much blood in a donation that I passed out in the lobby and they can't return it to me.

 

[LilGherkin]

But that's alright because you went to Atlantic City and got married before they arrived
(I'm assuming you're talking about Citizenship and Immigration Services)


I'm on fire in a desert with no water or help nearby