But That's All Right...

[Ace Jackson]

That's alright, the entire town is involved in a huge conspiracy to kill the next person that they welcome into their society to sacrifice to some goat-god demon thing

I broke my sunglasses and the shards from the lens stabbed me in the tongue

 

[Dastardos]

But that's alright because from the blood I discovered I had AIDS

There are several hundred nuclear warheads flying straight towards me

 

[Dramatic Flare]

But that's okay!
You're the genetic evolution that allows humans to survive nuclear explosions! Pity you're the only one with that trait.

I am about to be skewered on my alter-ego's sword.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s all right your alter-ego was a better you than you could ever be

I`m afraid I have a terminal illness

 

[Thaepheux]

But thats alright! You get to make a wish thanks to the Make a Wish Foundation!

I have no money and alot of things I want to purchase.

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

But that's alright because you find 10 dollars and with it you buy a lottery ticket which wins you lotsa munnies.

 

[scatmanfan]

...but that's alright. Satoru Iwata is the head of Nintendo of Japan, not Kishimoto.
quote]
Whoops...then what's Kishimoto?

 

[Mr. Fister]

The former head of Nintendo of Japan, now the manager of an MLB team (can't remember which one.) It's probably a good thing, as he prides himself on never playing a video game.

A snow storm hits. It takes out your power, and leaves you stuck inside your house for a few days.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I have a really great book to read by ambient light while smoking a cigar (love doing that, do it every chance I get)

Damnit! I have no cigars!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

But that's alright! You're made of fire, and would destroy them just by picking it up, not getting to enjoy the actual smoke.

It has come to my attention that many of friends are either destined to become crazy cat ladies or crazy biologist ladies looking for a way to make dragons.

 

[Jesterz]

Thats ok, Imagine the havok you could cause on your enemies with a legion of dragons.

The person next to me is a complete retard which feels the need to talk to me.

 

[LilGherkin]

That's alright because he has something insightful to say.

I just got an STD.

 

[Ridergurl10]

That's alright, because I just invented a miracle cure for it

There is a giant meteor headed straight at my apartment

 

[Thaepheux]

But that's alright, because your overdue on your rent, who cares! Bring-on-the-meteor!

I broke my mates guitar string by accident

 

[Emperor Inferno]

thats alright, youre loaded and can afford to buy him a new one. in his gratitude, he hooks you up with a totally hot chick

I think I might be possessed

 

[stormcaller]

But that's alright, It's Boo from Mario which means your a dirty cheating ass when it comes to races and you have to turn invisible when people look at you.

I have the world's worst headache (and don't say I can get off school, milked that cow twice already)

 

[jdog345]

But at least you don't have cancer.

I was just yelled at.

 

[Yuriatayde]

...by a n00b while you were owning him in [insert game here].

Your car just did a barrel roll at 60mph!

 

[LilGherkin]

But that's alright because you weren't in it. The guy that stole it was.

I'm watching a crappy TV episode but can't change the channel or unplug the TV.

 

[Musical-Wheelchair]

But that's okay, you still have the ability to walk away and do something that's actually entertaining.

A pack of rabid foxes is lurking outside my house, just waiting for me to leave so they can mutilate me....