But That's All Right...

[Sindaine]

But that's a good thing in the long run; you were paralysed from the waist down, making your legs lifeless hindrances to your mobility. The ass thing might feel good if the nerves weren't dead.

Your milk has gone sour.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's alright, now you have yogurt.

You just realized you are lactose-intolerant and now have stomach cramps and bad gas from eating the yogurt.

 

[The_Chief]

thats alright, your in detention with your principle any ways

i have a crippling fear of rejection

 

[WheresMyCow]

But that's all right, your lack of good looks and inability to perform everyday tasks makes up for it.
I think I'm a little too condescending.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

But thats alright becuase it is not really a bad thing.

someone stole my bag which contained my jacket and wallet.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because they both were made of pure leather and a whole bus-load of PETA people just passed you and are heading towards the thief.

I can't get to sleep...

 

[JCTiger]

but that's ok, insomniacs feature prominently in many movies. Maybe you'll get a contract

I have leprosy...

 

[t.tocs]

But that's ok, the arm that just fell off wasn't being used anyways...

You have 37 minutes to live...

 

[Danarok]

But that's ok since there are numerous better ones out there.

I can't read them though due to blindness...

 

[revolverwolf]

But that's okay. I've asked a mod to lock that topic, and we'll be able to put this behind us.

I've already posted, and can't think of a problem that is serious enough to burden the Escapist with but futile enough to tell people in a game.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, there's always something going wrong, we'll find something to post about here.

I have this mysterious pain in the right side of my back.

 

[Sindaine]

It's all right; those are just totally kickass angel wings beginning to sprout.

I really am seriously considering grabbing my younger brother by the neck and choking him until he makes no more noise, ever.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

way to break flow Orgazmo

@Sindaine

but thats alright, he was a half-squid anyways

you have just discovered your wife is a demon in disguise!

 

[paasi]

...but it's allright because you worship satan anyway.

Your happiness organ is turning charcoal black!

 

[Lusperus]

But that's okay because it will match your lungs from smoking.

You have the c-word...

cancer you pervs!

 

[ae86gamer]

but its ok it got mis diagnosed

You have gone completely blind.