But That's All Right...

[Lord_Ascendant]

Its alright, We have Voltron

seriously Orgazmo what the heck is with all these invasions?

You flight to Guam has just crashed onto a mysterious island....and is somehow back in time (Lost reference)

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's okay, I use the mysterious powers of the island to teleport me to the setting of a show that actually makes sense.

Unfortunately, that show is Grey's Anatomy....

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s alright because I change the channel sending you to another show (see how nice I am).

I`m afraid my house has been taken over by poltergeists

 

[quack35]

But that's ok, because you can finally put them to rest.

A chair broke when I sat down on it...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the chair sucked anyways

Your beanbag chair has begun eating your friends...

 

[Sindaine]

S'okay; it gives North korea a chance to unveil their new weapon--giant armored mutant bears that breathe fire.

You're reaaaallly hungry, but there's nothing good in the house to eat...

 

[Ramthundar]

but that's okay, cause you just found out Canibalism is all the rage. After all, who want's to eat a carrot when you got meat walking around?

You just found out your head will implode when the word *pillow* is uttered...

 

[dalek sec]

But it's alright, you were sick of your head anyways.

I just found out I'm behind on my payments and now the repo man is here to take my heart.

(Cookie for who ever get's that.)

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, lets see him pry open your Dalek armor

Whoops, seems someone activated the supercompressed chaos-reality plane generator and a giant ball of chaotic big-bang energy is slowly consuming the earth

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, they're just delivering your stuff. And it's about damn time it got here, too.

But now, as you build your anti-American army, the weapons malfunction and kill half your men and set fire to your HQ.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright they...... but then suddenly Lord-ascendant's flagship descends and transports up the Ion Cannon saying "Stop stealing my stuff!"

Someone just invented a devise that has erased the underwear of all human beings in existance.

 

[Sindaine]

Heck, that's awesome--fewer barriers to da sexxin'!

Your guitar strings broke, and the shop is closed so you can't get new ones.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

But thats alright. you suck at guitar.

you get mugged on the way to work.the mugger makes off with 200 dollars and all of your credit cards.

 

[Ramthundar]

but that's okay, cause I got them from mugging another guy, who got so pissed he sent the police after the guy with his wallet. Which is now not me.
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You just noticed a flame war starting in one of your favorite posts..

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

...but thats okay, you hate humanity and any violent act fills you with glee

You just found a wierd testicular lump...

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

...but its okay because she's the most smokin' first lady you guys have had for a long time? Plus Barack would clearly be cool with it, he's an easy going guy with an enlightened outlook on you having sex with his wife.

Unfortunately it was a charade, Barack actually has some really old fashioned ideas about the whole thing and the secret service are on their way with rusty spoons and a roll of chicken wire. Plus Michelle wont stop whining about your poor performance the night before...