But thats okay, because Scotland has a secret army of lochness monsters to destroy everyone.
You are in a forest surrounded by mutant deer.
You are in a forest surrounded by mutant deer.
But That's All Right...
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Thats okay its just your redneck uncle ... thats okay right ?
But now rednecks found some nukes and are going touse it to hunt deer !
But now rednecks found some nukes and are going touse it to hunt deer !
buts thats alright, they cant lift them anyhow
Seems the commies have pushed the button, OH NO!
Seems the commies have pushed the button, OH NO!
But it's alright because your one of the US citizens kicking them in their balls.
You stand up to cheer for your school team at the big game, and are pantsed by your friend, you were rolling commando today. It is also December, and very cold out. (Hint, hint)
You stand up to cheer for your school team at the big game, and are pantsed by your friend, you were rolling commando today. It is also December, and very cold out. (Hint, hint)
It's okay, everyone's so engrossed in the game, they don't notice. I quickly pull up my pants. The game ends and I promtptly go and get permanent penis enlargement surgery.
But now, I find out I don't have enough money to cover the surgery, and they're threatening to chop it off and take it back.
But now, I find out I don't have enough money to cover the surgery, and they're threatening to chop it off and take it back.
But you wanted a sex change anyway.
But you get lost in the middle of a desert on the way home with no phone or way of contacting anyone how foolish of you.
But you get lost in the middle of a desert on the way home with no phone or way of contacting anyone how foolish of you.
But it's fine because you remembered a hum-v and 30 days worth of non perishables and water
You are walking down the street when you receive a call on the phone. The person on the other end informs you that he had a great time last night, but has recently discovered that he has HIV and you should go get checked. You check caller id and it says Paul. Paul is your roomate, and you were both very drunk last night.
You are walking down the street when you receive a call on the phone. The person on the other end informs you that he had a great time last night, but has recently discovered that he has HIV and you should go get checked. You check caller id and it says Paul. Paul is your roomate, and you were both very drunk last night.
that's okay, it turns out he dialed the wrong number, as he is hung-over. He meant to call your ***** ex-girlfriend.
My lighter ran out of fluid *sniff*
My lighter ran out of fluid *sniff*
Thats alright, I've come up from my evil lair 10,000 miles below the Earth's crust to launch my special space ship that we can sue to escape the earth and bombard it with lasers
avast it seems the enemy has invaded my space ship!!!!!
avast it seems the enemy has invaded my space ship!!!!!
But that's okay, they are pirates using a pirate ship, and what with space and pressure and all, their heads explode.
You just found the sign of the devil over your bed.
You just found the sign of the devil over your bed.
but thats ok because you trip over a cross, the prescence of said cross destroys the sign.
You just found bugs in your house
You just found bugs in your house
but that`s okay because I simply fumigate my house and pass it off as a circus tent leading in the people I hate killing them with fumes.
aw crap the people who I hate family`s have files a lawsuit against me.
aw crap the people who I hate family`s have files a lawsuit against me.
but thats alright, your lawyer is Chuck Norris
oh no! A giant Purple Sparkle Dragon has crawled up from the depths of the earth and has brought with it an army of oompah-loompahs!!!!!
oh no! A giant Purple Sparkle Dragon has crawled up from the depths of the earth and has brought with it an army of oompah-loompahs!!!!!
But thats ok, since im european, that doesnt really bother me.
(kidding)
So you are on a date with this amazing girl. Everything goes smooth, so you take her home. The only problem is that you noticed something unnatural between "her" legs... ( yes it is a man)
(kidding)
So you are on a date with this amazing girl. Everything goes smooth, so you take her home. The only problem is that you noticed something unnatural between "her" legs... ( yes it is a man)
But that's okay, the Native Americans easily fight them off, saving their casinos.
The biggest mob in the city has an assassination contract taken out on you.
The biggest mob in the city has an assassination contract taken out on you.