But That's All Right...

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, your bodyguard is Batman

After sxity thousand centuries of being trapped beneath the ocean a very very very angry Megatron rises up and wants to Crush, Kill, Destroy....

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

But that's okay,because it's a Michael Bay Film and he explodes at the end of the movie.

All the summer movies are going to suck.

 

[Sindaine]

But it's all good; weed makes bad movies fun.

i'm really tired but can't get to sleep....

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Thats ok your already asleep your only dreaming.

You wake up and bump ur head on the head board...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

But thats alright, they got bored and decided to throw grenades into the volcano, blowing themselves up

seems we've misplaced one of our tactical nukes....oh dear!

 

[Aqualung]

But that's okay, because it was the one George Bush built from paperclips and banana muffins.

I'm suffering from a sleep disorder that always keeps me tired..

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, with no sleep, you have more time in your day to play video games, have sex, and do other cool things.

But now, you are dying of sleep deprivation. Sorry.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Good thing the Replicator over at Bungie is working still

You learn your wife has been kidnapped by aliens

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, there's one in the exec lounge, which you Sam Fishered your way into getting a card key to.

I went to a strip club, where one really ugly girl danced badly for about a half hour. Totally not worth the $10 cover.

Ninja-ism!

That's okay, she is a total bad-ass, she kills all the aliens, hi-jacks the ship, brings it back to Earth where research is done on it, advancing our technology a thousand years in one month. Immediately after landing the ship, she comes home and has sex with you (wow, that one was long)

I went to a strip club, where one really ugly girl danced badly for about a half hour. Totally not worth the $10 cover.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, her hot friend likes you

An evil devil-being is living in your basement...and is preparing to slaughter you while you sleep

 

[itstimeforpie]

but you live in a demon proof room, and when it tries to kill you it explodes.

You are about to be used as target practice in paintball.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, Chuck Norris became our president and nuked their asses.

You have just found out Valve went bankrupt, and the rights to Half-Life and Portal was sold to the same guys that won't stop making Sonic games.

 

[Sindaine]

But it's all good; they've realized Sonic sucks ass and scrapped the franchise in favor of more Portal.

You just found out you have cancer.

 

[Copter400]

But that's alright, the Japanese started it anyway.

I think I'm getting a cold...

 

[The_Chief]

its better then getting a warm(crickets) shut up im tired

i have to break up with my girlfriend again