But That's All Right...

[Klagermeister]

But that's all right, because London's residents can go join Scotland. Dover, however, is completely f%#$ed.

Trix are only for kids...

 

[terribleyetfun]

well then I`l just be taking these Trix for the kid inside me.

I`m out of food and I`m hungry.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay..I have an apple for you.

These are the same apples from earlier in the thread.

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But thats okay because we can make apple pie out of them.

A meteor hits your house.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s okay because earlier I invited all the people I hate over to my house to assassinate them looks like the meteor handled that.

a gundam has it`s guns aimed at you.

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But that's okay because he shoots out rays of happiness

Theres no food left in the house, all the roads are closed, and the nearest store is 10 miles away.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

It's Alright, you don't live there.

Waffles have been abolished by law!

 

[Mystic Beef]

But the Drug dealers now sell waffles too.

You have been caught eating waffles and your house is surrounded by helicopters !

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright

The Doctor will fix it all at some point, the Cybermen are behind it all


Torchwood has accidentally released an army of Axons in the center of London!!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

But that's alright because Torchwood should be cancelled sometime soon when they've run out of Lesbian Alien plotlines.

I'm hungry

 

[Mystic Beef]

But thats alright because you have a telephone and a takeaway menu

Everyone suddenly loves vegetables apart from you

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But that's okay because the vegetables were found to be poisoned so everyone died.

A giant Hello Kitty robot rampages throughout the city.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, hello kitty is all about cuteness and niceness, it showers the city with these and everyone is happy.

I'm in full view of several people, and can't get away with looking at pr0n.

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But thats okay, they're deaf mute so they can't tell what your doing anyways.

Your forced to go to prom with someone who is ugly and fat.

 

[Mystic Beef]

But she breakdances like a pro and youand her are the stars of the prom

You really have to go but are stuck on the tube with people all round you and all the corners have hobos in them

Lets see you get out of this one !

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

you use anti-hobo spray and then sit on tube and think "now what"

your thoughts become real, and you accidentally think of a 7 foot tall fire breathing fish thing

 

[NeoAC]

You then think of it giving you free ice cream, getting you out of what could have been a sticky situation!

Big Bertha has pulled you out of the security lineup at the airport, and it's cavity search time!

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

But thats okay, she was just escorting you to a hot security guard whos going to do your cavity search.

Giant bunnies raid the towns destroying everything in sight.