But That's All Right...

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you have enough swag to buy up every major corporation on the planet

without warning, much of the fresh water on the planet is poisoned

 

[The_Chief]

but you live near a poland spring factory a hundred miles from anywhere, and you are the only one with access to 100 years of fresh water bottles

ima scared

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, you have your blankey to snuggle with. ...What? I think that's an ok thing to do when scared. It's still manly. You just need to grunt a lot when doing it. HERGH!

I just found out blankey's arn't manly.

 

[Trifer420]

but that's alright, Teddy bears will boost your manliness.

I puke every 4 minutes

 

[Radelaide]

But that's okay, you're probably just detoxing...
My foot is turning black...

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s alright because you are black

the mafia just broke my legs and will eventually come back to break my thumbs

 

[Dramatic Flare]

But that's alright- they killed only Scientologists. Lots and lost of them. They were a cult anyway.
The WMDS that Bush was looking for in Iraq were found in their basement.

A Roman legion has been transported through time and is dead set on killing me.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, the TARDIS is right around the corner

Your new Porsche is a Decepticon

 

[Chibz]

But that's alright, the autobots are dead anyways.

I'm going to die in ten minutes...

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

...but that's alright, the Swiss doctor said if you weren't dead in seven minutes the procedure is free.

You just touched your Mother in Law in a very inappropriate place...

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay, your mother-in-law is Angelina Jolie.

Brad Pitt is pissed that you felt up his wife. So are all their multi-ethnic kids.

 

[Lord George]

But that's ok because he secretly gay, and lets you run off with her while hetakes the kids.

Oh no you just killed the sweetest happiest person in the world and then ate their corpse

 

[Ramthundar]

Mmmhh...Sweet meat...

You were just discovered doing the hanky-panky in your room.

 

[Fairee]

But that's okay, she's happy to join in.

Your art teacher has found those drawings of his daughter...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, he's blind and dosent know what they are

you are discovered in bed with the art teachers hot daughter by your parents

 

[Ramthundar]

But their so happy that you accutally like girls they let you continue.

The Father of the hot daughter just discovered you in bed with her.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's alright, he's quite open-minded and asks if you need any condoms or anything.

The father asks you about yours and his daughter's future...

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's alright, he was just joking.

This topic will be locked soon for having too many posts in it.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's ok, because it's a game, so does it matter how many posts it have?

It did matter, and the thread got locked...