But That's All Right...

[P1p3s]

but thats alright coz you have a TOMTOM

I'm ginger and it's sunny out!!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you'll be redder

Through some strange twist of fate, gaming dives back into the 8 bit era.

 

[reyttm4]

But that's okay because you prefer bad graphics anyway

It's midnight and I'm currently getting followed home by 1000 greasy old men in gimp suits

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

But no worries because your anti-zombie survival kit (full with proper weaponry) is for situations like this.

I can´t hold them back any longer.

 

[Koski]

But that's alright, they have medication for that.

Hell's gates are open! D:

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the Succubi love you

you have just discovered you have a kid somewhere in Detroit

 

[The_Chief]

thats alright, hes a drug lord and shares his moneh.

i back with my damn crazy gf again, but SHES CRAZY AS HELL NOT IN THE GOOD WAY

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay... you have awesome sex with her and she's stolen a bunch of money.

She tried some things in bed that made you feel very uncomfortable and dirty..

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because you have learned some WONDERFUL moves to pass on...

Some moves weren't the only thing that your girlfriend passed on...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your a Cylon. you'll get over it

your best friend is a Cylon

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

That´s just swell, because now I don´t have to be a lonely Cylon any more.

The mailman is plotting my demise.

 

[The_Chief]

thats alright... CUZ HES JUST A MAILMAN... HES A LOSER

the mailman wants my winkie for his collection

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

But it's fine because I've already got ten

my chair exploded yesterday...

 

[P1p3s]

but thats alright-it was a set of 6 so you have 5 more.

I'm slowly getting addicted to WOW

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, because the new vibrator attachment has come for your computer. ahh force feedback......

you think you are falling in love with your imaginary frined

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's okay, your imaginary friend is better company than everyone else.

Your imaginary friend just broke up with you....

 

[Grimm91]

But that's ok because she was cheating on you with your best real friend.

Your pants have been rigged with explosives that will go off if you are sexually aroused.

 

[Crowghast]

But that's alright, you have erectile disfunction and have lost interest in sex anyway.

The above.

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

...but that's all right, it doesn't look like you will be escaping from the monastery any time soon.

You hide the crippling emotional pain you feel all the time by living as a mime

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you're a mute albino anyway.

Every time you go to sleep, a ninja-trained monkey sneaks into your room and slips you LSD.