But That's All Right...

Neonbob · May 28, 2009

But that's okay, I'm sick of living.

Your horns break off and stab you.

Ramthundar · May 28, 2009

Well, since I'm the Devil anyways, it's fine. Happens all the time, really.

You are the Devil's *****, and he's getting...fiery.

Neonbob · May 28, 2009

But that's okay, I've killed him before. I can do it again.

Your name is mud.

Ramthundar · May 28, 2009

Short of Mud Wrestling Extrodinar. Against female opponents, of course.

You're in a brawl with one of the giants from Shadow of the Colloses.

Neonbob · May 28, 2009

But that's okay. I know their weak spots.

Your crotch has fallen off.

Ramthundar · May 28, 2009

Good, was planning on getting a new one anyway.

Your head exploded,and I ain't talking bout the one on your shoulders.

Neonbob · May 28, 2009

But that's alright, surgery will fix that all up.

Your knees are locked in the bent position.

Emperor Inferno · May 28, 2009

that's okay, it relieves strain on the back, and I have back pain.

Your back is now locked in the bent position - backwards.

Neonbob · May 28, 2009

But that's okay. I've always wanted to walk like a retarded crab.

Nothing you do counts for anything.

Lord_Ascendant · May 29, 2009

thats alright, it means something to you

you are being hunted by all the major villans from every season of Power Rangers ever made

Neonbob · May 29, 2009

That's alright, I already know their weak spots. And I have a bigger robot that can actually fight.

You are made of metal and live in a scrapyard.

Lord_Ascendant · May 29, 2009

thats alright, you at least have stuff to do

Microsoft now owns the Internet, and has decided that becuase you use Firefox you must now die

Neonbob · May 29, 2009

But that's alright, their assassins are buggy and easy to kill.

I am contracted to kill you.

i never thought so · May 29, 2009

That's fine I'm sure you will get over it.

I am bored.

Neonbob · May 29, 2009

But that's alright, you have the internet. Entertainment is never far away.

Watching porn gives your testicles an electric shock.

Ramthundar · May 30, 2009

2x the pleasure.

You just found your favorite cat dead in your bed.

Neonbob · May 30, 2009

But that's alright. I don't have a favorite cat, and if I did, I'd just eat the body.

You live on Elm Street.

Ramthundar · May 30, 2009

Is okay, I suffer from Insomnia.

You suffer insomnia.

Neonbob · May 30, 2009

But that's okay, you can keep me company.

You are easily confused.

Ramthundar · May 30, 2009

That's alright, cause...wait, what?

I lost my mind.