But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

That's alright, I don't need chocolate.

You are about to become a black hole.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you'll die instantly and won't feel any pain

Heaven isn't as cool as you thought it was going to be

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, hell is fun enough.

You and I are the only reason this thread shows any signs of life.

 

[Ramthundar]

NOT ANYMORE!!!

I just lost my job....twice.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, there wasn't a third time.
[sup]Sweet! Thanks for bumping this![/sup]

Your speakers blew out every pane of glass in five houses.

 

[Ramthundar]

But you own the local Glass company, so profits for you
[sub]no prob, glad to help.[/sub]

You just fell down a shaft that leads to the shredding machine.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, it's been clogged by the other bodies you've thrown down today.

Munchkins have invaded your room and decided to kill you.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because I've got my lawn-mower for just an occasion.

I just found out all my threads died.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because you can make some new ones.

I crashed into someone today.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, they really needed the insurance money.

I just found I'm the father...of goat.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, you can be proud of him.

You broke seven natural laws by existing.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause that means children will learn about you in school!

You just started a pointless war that is killing thousands.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, I wanted that to happen.
[sup]That'll teach em not to eat my strawberries[/sup]

Nobody likes you and you were adopted by a secret cabal of monkey-faced jackals.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because you become the leader of this cabal and reak unholy revenge upon the world! MWAHAHAH!

I just found out my kittens died..

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because you have the cat that made them.

One man has a cure for all diseases, and he's about to die.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause he passed on the info to me. It's cool.

You are freezing to death...ON PLUTO!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay. I wanted to die cold and alone anyway.

Your grandmother just whupped your ass.

 

[Ramthundar]

But now you've learned to be a better man, and thus live a happy life.

Someone Else's grandmother just kicked you ass and pissed on your face! (oh god, I'm getting a little crazy here, aren't I?)

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, nobody was watching and I killed her.
[sup]Nope![/sup]

A toddler has destroyed everything you hold dear.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause the MILF of a mom offers me...services to repay me.

You just got horrible diseases from horrible sex.