But That's All Right...

[The_Chief]

but thats alright, herflight got held over so you have to time make a run for the moscowian boarder.

i iz nervous round the girl cretures

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you'll get over that eventually.

Actually, you might not...

 

[The_Chief]

But thats alright, thats what cats are for

im not a cat person

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you can become one with the right training.

I have to sleep on a crappy mattress.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright at least you have something to sleep on

You have invented a way to replicate cartoon characters into the real world

 

[Neonbob]

But that's great! I'd bring the genie!

You have lost all man privileges.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you relate better with girls anyways

you are cursed no never have a girlfriend, ever

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it came too late

You have become like me.

 

[The_Chief]

but thats alright your a cool guy.

ir happy

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, that can be fixed easily.
*twitch*

I have murderous muscle spasms.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can plead insanity

the 2nd Amendment has been repealed

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I never really followed the law anyway.

Your favorite thread has been locked.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you recreate it to resurrect it so YOU can get "Forum Inferno"

Thread Necromancy is now a capital crime

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because none of the threads die!

You have to drive seven hours for no reason at all.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you like long drives

You have discoverd that, yes, it is true the Pyro is a girl

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you've always desired a...[small]oh god, I'm actually going to say it...[/small]smoking hot girl.
AAAUGH my brains!

Your parents have disowned you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you have discovered that your parents are Jedi

you've read the Wheel of Time books so closely you have bee sucked into them

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you've read them enough to know what you need to do to stay alive.

You have been kicked off the internet.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, I got a friends library card, and can now be on the internet again.

You have been kicked off the planet. You are now floating in space with no spacesuit or any kind of protection.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, the people of Earth suck anyway.

You have been shot out of a cannon for being a douche.