But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I can spout enough psychobabble to convince them to let me go.

I was attacked by a troll today...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, you defeated the troll, teabagged his corpse and then proceeded to burn and kill 30 more

This thread will probably be locked soon

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it was fun while it lasted.

I am incredibly bored when my regular grouping of threads is not active.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you have lots of fun activities you can engage in in the meantime.

I am really nervous around this girl I like.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, she's nervous around you, too. Nervous staring will do that to a girl, you know.

I hate the people my roommates know.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, you need their blood becuase your a Vampire

Your girlfriend hates you because your not a Vampire that sparkles

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because she loves me because I'm warmer than a marble slab.

You are being attacked by a very zealous group of christians.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, nobody expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!

Stephen Fry has begun narrating everything you do and say

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, Stephen Fry is awesome!

Upon gaining you 1500th post, a pack of ninjas will swarm you. Just a heads up.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

its alright, I am a Ninja and they are here to congratulate me

The Cylons have just been invented by Apple, Inc.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the three guys who know how to program viruses for Macs create one so massive that the Cylons all explode.

You have to redo your most stressful year of schooling ever.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, because my brain has mutated, allowing me to learn infinitely with great ease and handle any stress without problem.

I have a lot of rent to pay, and not a lot of money to pay it with.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, medical tests are still holding spots for you.

I need to pack my crap up in under 3 days.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, becuase you have 6 arms

Your house is full of Bats

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, it's because I have always collected baseball stuff.

I got rained on last night while smoking. I got rained on a lot.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because rain is good.

You have an infection in your bloodstream.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, the infection turned you into a superhero

Everything you touch with your middle finger explodes

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I love explosions, and I love my middle finger. I can't lose!

You have a midget on your back who is trying to burrow into your spleen.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, you dispove that midgets existance with Calculus and it vanishes

Unfortunately so did all of Creation

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, creation wasn't that great anyway.

Your mom is making a surprise visit today.