But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because you have a large sore in your mouth that only a machete could get through.

Your left leg has turned into a tentacle.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

That's ok now I can finally choke my arch nemesis to death!

Your car is totaled.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's not so bad, I have good insurance... And a thousand cars!

I got all these cars by stealing them all.... from YOU.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, they're all pieces of shit.

Your spelling ability has been eliminated.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

bt tht's k, w nl lst vwls.

th wrld sx.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

But that's alright its meant to be like that.

You suddenly have a stroke.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I can use that to gain sympathy from people.

Your brain leaves you.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, it's made me a savant, returning to me the ability to spell (yay!)

but now, I'm too smart. It corrupts me, and I use it to dominate the world (wait, that's not a bad thing)

ninja'd

that's okay, I like vegetables.

Ah, crap, someone wants to put my vegetable-y goodness in a soup.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because you can't feel anything, and you will make a nutritious soup.

My butt hurts from sitting on my useless mattress.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you just found out that Tempurpedic mattresses, the best mattresses in the world, are incredibly affordable.

But now, your awesome new mattress has caught on fire (had to know I was gonna do a fire one eventually)

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because I thrive off of fire.

The people around me don't.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Ah, screw them. Us pyros got to stick together, and fuck everyone else.

I NOW POSSESS THE POWER OF FIRE!!!!!!!! YEEEESSSSSS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you're happy that way.

The police are not happy about that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I can burn them to death at will, laughing as they die an unbelievably horrible death.

Ah, crap, I see water. It won't kill me, but it will extinguish my fire, which is worse than death.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because you can always light up again at the nearest gas station.

You are claustrophobic, and confined to quarters on a submarine.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

But that's alright I am unconscious

You can not sleep at all and no sleeping pill will work.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, sleep is for the weak!

You are the village idiot.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright it pays well

you are just discovered you have sired 45 children from various prostitutes from around the country

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, having that many children will help solidify my position as the Sheik.

The sheik's (my) horses have gone on a rampage, destroying our society, and running away.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because our society sucks anyway.

Your ass is on fire. From napalm.