But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, that's what milk is for.

I hate Twilight, but my girlfriend likes(not loves)it.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, she is OK with your decision and still loves you

you are about to be crucified by dolphin people

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I can go up to a hill and escape their flippers!

I just made a really bad joke, and I'm starting to hate myself.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you just invented a new meme and are now famous

in your haste to finish a chemistry experiment you have created a zombie virus

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

by the powers of heaven and earth i summon the almighty power of BUMP!

you are now addicted to Oreos!!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I'll take that addiction.

You have made enemies of some sorta-kinda-powerful men.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you sleep with a katana under your pillow

Microsoft has implanted your brain with electrodes that shock you if you get too close to Aplle technology

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

(are we dead?)

The tripods are coming!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we can poke out one of their legs and let them fall over.

I keep getting mixed up in threads.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you have created such a web that it is worthy of the pony badge to undo it

you suck at Genre Wars

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I'm the target practice guy.

Steam isn't looking likely to have a special offer this weekend...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you have 200$ to spare for a game

You have just defeated the Lich King and taken Frostmourne's throne for yourself.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you rule!

...now you need to find something else to give meaning to your life...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you have discovered that there are other MMOs out there

The other MMO is Everquest 2

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's alright, there are other games out there.

but now the batteries on your wireless controller are dead...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

its alright, you just made batteries with the power of pure thought

but now your head really really hurts and there is no Advil in the house

 

[Mr. Fister]

That's alright, there's plenty of Vicodin, though.

Your favorite TV show was suddenly cancelled at a very large cliffhanger!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you have 5,000$ to spare on creating your own user-made ending and you will become a youtube sensation

unfortunately, you now have several stalkers after becoming said youtube sensation

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I bought high-powered rifles for just such an occasion!

You got pregnant. And you're a guy.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but that's alright, the kid is gonna discover a cure for AIDS, and you have also discovered you are a woman

You have been disowned by all of your friends for having said baby