But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because HTML won't let you sleep anyway! It now controls your life!

I'm stunned at how quickly Daye got to Gonzo status.

 

[Daye.04]

But that's all right. You can just tell yourself that you put more thought into your posts than he did

I haven't bought enough coke -.-

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you can always have more airlifted to you...if you can afford a little exta expense...

You have been caught clubbing baby seals with toddlers.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you are a congresmen and can get away with it

PETA has showed up to burn a cross on your front lawn and crucify your loved ones

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I didn't like them much anyway.

I stole a tiger from the zoo, and it's getting hungry.

 

[Daye.04]

But that's all right, just hand it over to your enemy

It ate your enemies, but are still hungry

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, all the weight will slow it down.

Montezuma's revenge is coming for you!

 

[The_Chief]

but thats alright, i had it all on my trip to mexico so i know how to coup. and i can bring my laptop in the bathroom

jesus just punched you in the crotch

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I deserved it.

You got an ass splinter from a rough toilet seat.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your Bear Grylls and will pull the ass splinter out with your bare teeth

The Govt. has decided to exterminate you and your family.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it's so broke all it can afford is an irate hobo coming to your house and hitting you in the face with an empty booze bottle.

The genre wars launch is pretty rocky.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, Ninjas are still awesome

Ninjas are not awesome

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, Robots are.

I'm just guessing.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the army of Cylons reassure you that Robots are awesome

Suddenly the Pirates appear and steal your booty

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they overload their boat and sink. I'll get the treasure back in twenty years.

You are no longer a person.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats ok, becuase that means you are the Antichrist and the doom is coming

you are being tempted by a demon to take up a Denarius of the Fallen

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because that's been your lifelong dream!

A sword just cut off your hands.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, they will grow back

Sephiroth has appeared, and he wants to eat your soul

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I have Western gaming heroes to save me.

I ate too many saltines.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your stomach can handle it

your mouth is wedged open by 8 oreos