But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I only had 3 friends anyway.

You have been targeted for elimination by an interstellar group of pissed-off midget aliens.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you convince an insane genius kid to teleport onto their ship and blow them up

The planet has been invaded by Body Snatchers, and everyone but you and some random brunette chick are left.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, we can repopulate the earth!

Neither of us are doctors...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you've watched enough movies to know how to deliver a baby

but now your faced with problems on incest among your little family since there arent enough men and women to reproduce anymore.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because with enough booze, I'm sure anything is possible.

You have a ticking bomb on your chest.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

it's okay, though. when it goes off, it will shower me with games, great food, money, and hot chicks!

Aww, the timer stopped.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you can always just blow it up yourself, and to hell with the timer.

After living a devout...oh, let's say...Buddhist life, you find out you've been lied to.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, none of us have been deceived in religion so thoroughly or horribly as the Covenant.

BTW, the Covenant are back, and they are PISSED.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we have one-upped the spartan program, and have created...the Incredible Hulk!

You are being brainwashed.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, the brainwashing turned you into a better person and removed the taint of corporate america

unfortunately you are marked for extermination so you must flee, creating an epic action/adventure thingy

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I was planning on leaving anyway.

You have poison ivy growing in your intestines.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but thats alright, you also are turning into a plant person so its good

you are being relentlessly tortured by a hot chick

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because she's hot.

You have a restraining order from everyone on the planet.

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's alright, you live in space.

The spaceship you live in is running out of oxygen...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I have evolved beyond your petty need to breathe.

You are .005 seconds away from being hit by a freight train.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, with the assistance of The Force, that's more than enough time for me to get out of the way, causing the train to hit you at a billion miles an hour, right in the face.

the train exploded on impact, fracturing the universe.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the universe sucked anyway.

You ignited your lightsaber facing the wrong way, and it has gone through your crotch.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I don't need to worry, I can use The Force to regenerate it.

But now, I've regenerated it so big, I am incapable of getting so much as half an inch inside even the loosest girl in the world. Oh, woe is me.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the lightsaber is there to cut you back down to size.

Your dentist is knows to have epileptic fits, and you need to get a root canal.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, I'll just get a new dentist.

My new dentist is even worse. He's Jason. He proceeds to do all his dental work on everyone with a machete.