But That's All Right...

[Ramthundar]

It's already broken, SUCKA!

I now have a few paranoid worries for my webcomic.

 

[Neonbob]

I reassure you somehow.
[Cheesy voice]
You can do eet!
[/cheesyvoice]

You have been kicked out of millions of houses and businesses.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, I left before they all crumbled due to Financial crisis.

I'm nuking all the whales!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright there are no whales left, they've all been poached

Someone just invented a weaponised form of pretentiousness

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I have an egobuster!

Every single one of your teeth has a cavity, and the dentist is out of anesthesia.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can just laser them out now

the laser vaporized your tongue

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they just developed a bionic one. Sweet.

One of your testicles is metal, and it swings a lot when you walk.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, your Inspector Gadget so it has a laser in it

You are being stalked by Female Weretigers through the streets of Delhi

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I know they just want to have my babies.

The swimming pool you usually go to is infested with invisible piranhas.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your smart enough to stay away since you cant swim anyways

Billie Jean is not my lover...
[small]cookie for reference[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because some other hot hollywood starlet is.
[sup]Is it a Michael Jackson song or something?[/sup]

Your house is scheduled for demolition to allow the construction of a bypass.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause the government gave me big money for it!

The day's are going wayyyyy to slow.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright means that later tonight your going to get laid by two how porn starlets
[small]and yes Neon that was an MJ reference, here is your cookie[/small]

Unfortunately, the starlets weren't actually 18 and you're going to get arrested

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because the cops are so impressed they let me go.

Those starlets weren't to clean, if you know what I mean [sub]hey, that rhymed! Yay me![/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, my immune system rules.
[sup]Sweet! Cookie.[/sup]

Milk is no longer the best compliment for cookies.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, a lot of cookies are really great with coffee.

But now, all coffee in the world has turned sour.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, there's still plenty of sugar.

You have lost your apprenticeship.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, that doesn't apply to me, as I am a Master, not an apprentice.

But now, my apprentice has betrayed me.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you haven't taught him all you know.

You are locked in a safe which is in the Hudson River.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I am actually Harry Houdini, returned from the grave. I promptly vanish and reappear standing behind you.

All your clothes are really stinky.