But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they'll mask my smell.

Your music has all been erased.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, my favorite band, Disturbed is currently doing a concert just for me. THIS IS TOTALLY KICKASS!

I haven't slept, and must be at work soon.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can drive to work in your sleep

You have exploded your arms and legs off

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we have the technology.
[sup]Disturbed? Hell yeah![/sup]

Your eardrums have left you for a hot blond chick.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, they find out the hard way they have no penis.

A really weird guy is staring at me.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, he just wants to wear your skin as a fedora.

The cheeseburger you just ate was radioactive.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright it will turn you into Cheezburgerman!

You can now buy superpowers over the internet

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, only five people get the chance to do so.

Your language center has been destroyed.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright because aenfgnjkasgeuhbsznaoehgzsgsaGhaiFHgjn BLOP!

Apple Inc has just bought the rights to Halo

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the fanboys stormed Apple HQ and made them give the rights back.

You have gotten five hundred threatening messages.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, I sent the guy sending them a thousand.

This post has caused your computer to come to life and try to eat your face.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it's a laptop. I can step on it.

The forum games section has been closed down.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the off-topic section is open

/b/ has invaded Escapia

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because the mods are on their game tonight.

Walls have been put up all around your head.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can break them by singing the lyrics to "Thriller"

it is now illegal to own or read a book
[small]brownie for reference[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have them on Kindles.
[sup]Ummmm...451?
Just guessing there.[/sup]

You have to talk with me for an hour.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, because that means YOU have to talk to ME for an hour, too. Mwahaha.

You just asked out Megan Fox and she said yes, but now you find you have no money, so the date is going to really suck. Loser.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

S'all right, SHe got beamed up by Tom Cruise. Get with the smarter chick next time

You no can haz cheezburger!!
[small]yes Neon you get a brownie, careful it might have other stuff in it[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I can have a thickburger!
[sup]Sweet.
is it children?
I hope the extra stuff is children...[/sup]

You have started to sleepwalk on the highway.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the highway here in unused
[small]the extra stuff is LSD[/small]

Ghost children have come to devour your brains