But That's All Right...

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you'll be the one who survives

you are the Grassy Knoll

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I have tons of cool stuff that I'm associated with!

You don't have a bulletproof vest.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, not like your going to get shot a...

You are about to be disintegrated by a weapons-grade robot that you just insulted over YouTube.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I have a nuclear-weapons-grade robot to defend me.

You have lost all sense, and decided that jumping out of a plane with no parachute was a good idea.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats alright, the ground looks friendly

You can only fly after drinking 5 Appletini's and belting out "Staying Alive"

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you're great at both, thanks to your years as a bar singer!

You have had your heart replaced with a battery.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your already dead

The Escapist has crashed

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, it was just because of the rush to see the latest ZP review. It is back up now.

There are now no more books in the world except for crappy romance novels.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they can burn easily too.

You have lost your avatar.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can find a cool new one

you have earned every achievement, trophy, and badge you possibly can

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, this place is more special than just the add-ons.

You have become a true spider-man.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, its pretty fun to swing around and stuff

the dude from Prototype is moving in on your turf

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. Hulk SMASH!

You have lost control of your nervous system in public.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

No matter, everyone already knows I'm epileptic, and they're nice people so they accept me and treat me nice.

You have run out of beer, and money to buy beer with, and friends to buy beer for you. You're shit outta luck.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can crawl to the bar and beg for booze

monkeys are living in your house

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because I teach them Karate and we become the Monkey Clan of our neighborhood.

Ninja monkeys are attacking you!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have your flamethrower.

You have lost all interest in life, the universe, and everything.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause I have the Escapist to entertain me.

I'm on the MaxTheReaper's "To Kill List."

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, he's got five million people to go before he gets to you. And you know his weaknesses.

You struck an old lady who only wanted a cup of sugar.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, becaue "Cup of Sugar" is Russian Spy Code for "Give me bomb plans.
USA USA USA!

I'm captured by Communist Russia.