But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, they're broke, so their torturers are unemployed.
[sup]ME! ME! ME!
Are we still doing chants?[/sup]

Your foot is being gnawed on by a large worm.

 

[Ramthundar]

I find a large bird and he eats it.
[sub]YES!YES!YES![/sub]

That's the chant your mother said last night.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because now you're scarred forever!
[sup]Only in hell! Only in hell![/sup]

You now have fifty different STDs.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause...I that one's been done before
[sub]Repeat!Repeat!Repeat![/sub]

My porn-surfing has infected my laptop.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, a boot and nuke should clear EVERYTHING right up.
[sup]MONKEYBRAINS! MONKEYBRAINS! Rinse and repeat![/sup]

I have lost my left foot and my right thigh.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats painful oww but its alright though at least you are still alive

laser spewing t-rexes are chasing you

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because I mount them and have them shot at others! Yay!

I made an innuendo.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because it wasn't a pun.

You have been found to owe the IRS five billion dollars.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because do to a loophole, I get off scott free, thus becoming on of the most praised heroes against the IRS.

This thread is only kept alive by two people.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because Lord Ascendant comes in sometimes and makes it three. And do you really think I'd let it die?

Your face is going to be ripped off and replaced with iron.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because now I'm Iron Man!

You've been accepted to join the Crazy Train. And then get hit by it.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, I make up the engine.

You make no sense to anyone outside of a group of three people.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, at least you have friends

your life is now being turned into a sitcom

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have some good viewers.

You have vanished from sight.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can spy on people now

the brothel down the street is closing

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you can get hookers on the street. And you have a girl of your own.

You forgot to take your anti-psychosis drugs today!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the aliens banging on the door seem to be just another acid trip

you must brush up on your Shakespeare to bed the librarian girl

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright! Sparknotes can rescue me!

You are locked in a room with every single one of Uwe Boll's movies playing in the background.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can turn your ears off

if you dont get laid once every day your heart will stop beating

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you live in a whorehouse.

You are one of five million people chosen to be sent flying into the sun.