But That's All Right...

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, it'll be a nice vacation home, Mr. Satan.

You've just entered a bar with a heavy brawl going on.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I'm the only one with a lightsaber.

You just got fired from the human cannon.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you are made of liquid metal

your all out of red bullets

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have some fluorescent blue ones.

You left your axe at home, and the zombies are coming.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I have my shotgun.

You however, find that you are totally unarmed and defenseless. And the zombies are still coming.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. I don't need anything but myself to deal with them.

You are hooked on crack.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, its medicine now

you've been teleported into Middle-Earth

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you love the elves and they love you.

You have lost all interest in speech.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, no-one ever listened to me anyway *sniff*

Lord Voldemort has found a way to come back from the dead.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Thats Alright, Zombie Mecha-Dumbledore will stop him!

One of those previously mentioned Elves gave you a magical STD thats going to turn you into a tree

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I'm elf-proof.

Your legs have grown razors for hair.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you make tons of money from Razor companies

Your pants will explode in 10 seconds

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they're snap pants. You'll get out of them in three.

Your legs have been made into solid oxygen.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can breathe your legs now

you posses the One Ring

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I can control it. Because I'm just that good.

You have lost every shred of your sense of humor.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can still be sarcastic

Cthulhu is risen

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, he's your ally in the war of the worlds.

You have contracted a flesh eating disease.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you had nothing left to live for

you got drunk in Vegas and married Miley

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, at least you have plenty of cash now...

A large sphere has appeared in your backyard.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I have the perfect weapon against a large sphere - a large cube!

I bought a bunch of liquor and before I knew it, I spent way too much money. Don't have enough for food now.