But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I run off of a battery.

The world is going to be hit by the moon tomorrow.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, if you play this magic flute thing you can jut rewind time and make a bunch of giants hold it up

It is now illegal to own anything having to do with pokemon.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the law has never stopped me before.

Your collection of comics has been destroyed in a freak flash fire.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, there was no more need to save those musty things. No one wants them anymore.

An internet petition finally worked in swaying someone, and caused the space-time continuum to collapse.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it was your petition, so at least you have the satisfaction of knowing that you did something.

You stuffed fifty people into a small box, and they all died!

 

[SpiritCorsair]

But that's all right; they weren't real: they were FPS opponents and they all jumped in the box 'cuz they fell for the old grenade-in-a-hollowed-out-stack-of-$100-bills trick.

I haven't posted in this forum for over 8 months...!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, we missed you anyways

you still haven't gotten the "On Fire" badge yet

 

[Neonbob]

That's alright, I...wait! I do! Hooray!

You stole a puppy from a retarded man!

 

[SpiritCorsair]

But that's all right... he was about to abuse and kill the poor thing in a really sadistic way.

You pulled a calf muscle while stretching in bed this morning...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you were stretching pretty hard.

You are stuck in a room with no food.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

But that's all right: I'm obese and need to lose some weight, and there's running water with a cup.

That vending machine took your two quarters and won't return them.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, I just won the lottery, and the prize is a million quarters. Definitely makes up for losing two of them.

It turns out the matrix is real and this is a false world of entrapment and enslavement.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because at least you're warm and safe in your ball of goo.

Everyone you care about is dying from a Saiyan's beating.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I know his weakness. I squeeze his tail and defeat him.

You have just been turned by a vampire.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
I don't sparkle.

All your books are burning!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Ha. Burning? You think that's a problem for me?

Aww. The fire's burned out now.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
You have MATCHES!

A cold front is coming.
And it's very cold.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

We just had this discussion. Hello? Matches.

Crap. It wasn't just a cold front. It was a blizzard. And we are outside, with no shelter in sight. And the snow put the fire out.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
You do have napalm...right?

Your cat has gone feral, and is trying to claw your throat open.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

No, that's my ex-girlfriend being kinky. And I invite it. Not kidding. She brings out my twisted side.

My posts are getting more perverse, perverted (yes, they are different), and wrong as time goes on.