But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
I was a bit disoriented.
So I am excused...right? Right?
...guys?

Your feet are moving of their own will.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Huh. So they are. It's okay, I can just remove them.

Aw, hell, now I have no legs. Matter of fact, that really hurt, too. Oh, no. Oh, God.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LEGS! MY LEGS!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. Now you can get robot legs!
Those are much cooler than your stupid fleshy things.
>_>
*pokes stump*

Every hospital on Earth is shutting down!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Crap, no robotic legs! No wait, I know how to do them myself.

I'm more machine now than man.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
Now you can go to parties as HK-47!

You work as a bus driver.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, it's a bus for poor colledge kids. I get laid regularly by the three hottest chicks in the school, who ride my bus and think I'm the shit.

You have just contracted every STD there is from a single partner.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
It's a new kind of record!

You are stuck in a portal!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, one side or the other will eventually close and eject me out the opposite side.

Crap, nicotine cravings.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay.
We have sticks of pure nicotine now.
Enjoy!

...Disney is buying Marvel...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Meh, so what? I quit caring about both long ago.

I long for female companionship, and have no girlfriend.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay.
You do have $300 in singles.
Guess where you're going tonight?

Your TV exploded, and covered your living room in painful shards of glass.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I was gonna replace that TV soon and the living room needed cleaning anyway.

You have a mysterious illness the best diagnosticians cant figure out. Except one...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
I've always wanted to go see House!
...whaddya mean he's not real?

A recurring halo hate troll is making the rounds again.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, we will do a troll slay and take care of it. Then, we can go back to just loving Halo.

A nuke is sailing at you, less than a foot from your face.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. This is the best way to go.

You held the wrong end of a sword.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I can replace that hand, too.

I just said something really retarded to a really hot girl. Not offensive, just stupid.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. She probably thinks you're kinda cute.
You'll get a second shot.
Go for the head.

I am being sued by someone who took my advice.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Good job, Wilson. You're an idiot.

It's okay, though, Cuddy will cover your ass.

My patient just went into simultaneous cardiac arrest and anaphylactic shock.

 

[Neonbob]

That's alright. You can kick them and fix em.

I have a 3 hour lab every Monday.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you have friends to help you through it.

I miss my coworkers from my old job (two really hot chicks, almost slept with one of them)