But That's All Right...

[Ramthundar]

But it's alright, because if you truly were meant to be together, they will get hit my lay-offs and come crawling back.

My tummy is bubbly....

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you're in a belching competition.

My accompaniment for the night is not coming over.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause the Internet has plenty of better options.

My Musical try-outs are in a week, and I haven't practiced at all during the summer!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats ok you can wing it

you've caught both EEE and swine flu

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because my immune system needed the workout. And this came just in time.

You just got a song stuck in your head!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay. It's 'Stupify' by Disturbed *head bangs wildly, drawing strange looks from the crowd*

You have just been driven completely insane.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
It's more fun that way.

Your save file has been corrupted by a single mod!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I have back up hard drive.

Crap, I just noticed. Someone has nuked the whales.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay. You know they're just useless hunks of flesh anyway.
Dance in the meaty rain with the rest of us!

You have become completely oblivious to sarcasm!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, now I'll be blissfully unaware when people make fun of me.

My fuck buddy and her hot friend were all over me today. But I couldn't fuck them because they had to leave.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. Because they'll be back in a day.
Tops.

Your camera was switched with a sneaky explosive device.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's no big deal. I unwittingly kill my assassin by getting him to take a picture of me and a friend. Idiot.

I got mugged last night, then found out the girl I've been screwing is a hooker. (not fucking joking.)

 

[Ramthundar]

Well, on the bright side, you new have a good excuse not to pay her![sub]Please don't kill me[/sub]

I may be on someone's death list.

 

[Neonbob]

That's alright.
The assassins that person hires are completely incompetent.

I've been offline all day!

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's alright, because I've been ruling in your place! (Btw, there's some guys with pitchforks wanting to talk to you. I'll leave some tea for the chat.)

I'm dead tired but still have an hour of work.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
They made meth for occasions like this.

Time has stopped for you.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause I'm near the Girl's Locker room.
*Snap!*

I've been wrongfully accused of murder!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay.
You'll prove them right in a day or two.

Your fingernails are growing at a rate of an inch per second!

 

[Ramthundar]

On the bright side, I'll soon have a very handy back-scratcher!

You blocked all my favorite webcomic sites!

 

[The_Chief]

but thats alright. i have some high speed laxative to take care of it.

but the laxative makes a poop exlopde in ur computer