But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. We're here to keep you company!
[sup]MAKE THE GREEN CHIMPANZEES GO AWAY NOW[/sup]

You are being sued by Nike.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, they just want their shoes back.

AH! What was that?
[sup]I so scared[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. It's just your friendly neighborhood rapist.
[sup]oh shit. RUN![/sup]

My doors just flew off their hinges.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, it's just a hurricane.
[sup]wait, that's not good...[/sup]

And there's not much love to go around.
[sup]Can't ya see, this is the land of confusion.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you're in an awesome band!
[sup]and these are the hands we're given[/sup]

You didn't fight off the monsters!
[sup]And they took your virginity! Again![/sup]

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I hated that virginity.
[sup]Plus, I can just take somebody else's again...[/sup]

I miss being in love...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because love can be replaced by hate.
[sup]Rather quickly, I might add.[/sup]

Your mental health is degrading!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, at least I know that giant glowing gummy bear is real...

I'm thirsty, and can't get any lemonade
[sup]or blood[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay. Soda is still there for you.
[sup]And the kids next door are all alone. Just throwing that out there.[/sup]

I forgot to change my laundry over, and now all my clothes are moldy!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you can wash them again
[sup]mold hating jerk[/sup]

Help! I'm drowning!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because the coast guard is right next to you.
[sup]Their training dummies get more realistic every year[/sup]

Thinking of things has been discovered to cause cancer!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Duh, dat okay, I too toopid to fink.

working out sucks, and I have a lot of getting in shape to do for the army.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because if you get in shape now, there will probably be less yelling at you when you join.
[sup]When are you going?[/sup]

Nobody wants to play the RPs anymore.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, we are still having fun with this one.
[sup]soon as possible, some paperwork needs to go through. If I get in, I will go when the next boot camp starts[/sup]

I am, and have been for a while, without booze *sob*

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because booze isn't needed for fun!
[sup]Sounds pretty good! Have you decided where you're going?[/sup]

I had all my shoes burned!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you still have socks
[sup]I'm gonna enlist in the army, haven't decided on an MOS yet.[/sup]

I missed the first fifteen minutes of House (still great episode though)

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because the rest of the episode was gentle on your mind.
[sup]Cool. Let us know how it goes?[/sup]

You were caught beating a mime with a sock of quarters!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, nobody likes mimes, I won't get in trouble.
[sup]Bet your ass. Wish me luck, guys.[/sup]

I've already eaten too much, and I'm still hungry.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you still have food.
[sup]Hooray! Of course you have my best wishes. With Mobius gone, we kinda need our Star Wars geek.[/sup]

My computer is trying to strangle me!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, it has no arms
[sup]uh... thanks...? [/sup]

I'm too horny to masturbate
[sup]wrap your mind around that one[/sup]