But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we sent you a hooker!
[sup]You're welcome! In my own little way![/sup]

I lost my wallet in a grain thresher!

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because the pick-pocketer went with it.

I can't decide what college I want to go too.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. You can get into any one you really want to.

My face is melting!

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause Now you can get a new one!

Bad news: your new face was stitched together by various faces of the recently deceased.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I'm the frontman for a death metal band. This is going to be perfect.

You were just run over by a big rig, which is on fire!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Hey, cool fire *dies*
[sup]that's okay, I'm in a better place now.[/sup]

All the nukes are gone, and there is still a vast number of whales.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because I can adjust. And make more nukes. Muahahahaa.
[sup]Hooray for resourcefulness![/sup]

It looks like today will be just as boring as yesterday.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay. Without boredom, we cannot appreciate fun.

Ah! Oh no! I am out of matches!
[sup]the pyro in me is heartbroken[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. You have plenty of lighters.

My back is going to leave me if I sleep.
[sup]the sneaky little bastard spine.[/sup]

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That is okay as well, since you're not really sleeping, you're making the beast with two backs.
[sup]Get it? So you've got one to spare, you can just take hers :}[/sup]

Family guy is blocked by my dad's parental blocks for my baby brother and sister.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because Hulu has episodes up.
[sup]Hooray for using tech to get around tech![/sup]

My toenails have burst into fire, and are speaking in tongues.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, they are my minions, come to drag you by your toes down to hell.
[sup]:}[/sup]

OH NOES! Emo has taken over! Those gay pseudo-goths now rule the world!
[sup]emo = gay, goth = the shit[/sup]

 

[SpiritCorsair]

But that's all right... considering what we had in Washington D.C. running our country a few minutes ago, it's an improvement.

A pint of Haagen-Dazs ice cream here in China costs over $10 U.S. :-(

 

[Emperor Inferno]

*gasp!* that's okay, though, I live in the U.S. where prices are (sometimes) reasonable!

A pretty girl I work with obviously likes another guy...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because she'll find out the guy has a mutant fourth head.

Zombieland is not playing in a theater near me!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, it will come out on dvd soon enough

I have been a very long time without beer *cries*
[sup]no, I am not an alcoholic... SHUT UP![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you don't need booze to have a good time. CRACK IS A GOOD SUBSTITUTE.
[sup]it's really not. But games are ^_^[/sup]

I waited all day for the Left 4 Dead 2 demo, and my computer blew up!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Well stop nukin whales, then! Your computer got caught in the last blast, ass.
[sup]It's okay, though, you still have an i-phone. There will be a L4D2 app soon enough.[/sup]

A burger king commercial just came on and made me hungry
[sup]and I have no way of getting to burger king.[/sup]

 

[this_username_sucks]

But that's all right, it'll still be there when you get a car

I'm really lonely...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you have the internet. And this site. That's all you really need.

I have to do some massive makeup work.