But That's All Right...

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, if you don't get it done, I hear summer school is fun.
[sup]Wouldn't know, I never failed in school. loser.[/sup]

I have to go to work soon, and won't be able to have fun on the internets for a while.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we'll be here when you get back.
[sup]yes...we'll be waiting.
Muahahaha :-D[/sup]

I haven't figured out how to feel about most of life.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, I'll tell you how to feel about it, save you the trouble
[sup]most of life is meaningless. There. Sorry if that depresses you.[/sup]

I was just doing some math and accidentally proved there's no God.
[sup]you had better get that reference[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because Ned will still believe for a while.
[sup]Depress? Nevar. I'll just chuckle darkly at the truth! Yay.[/sup]

I had my toes cut off by a mad butcher.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, they'll taste great in the stew he's going to feed you as you wait for the customer.
[sup]get it? cuz you're in Hostel.[/sup]

Ah, man, my victim is already damaged. I want a discount!
[sup]heh heh, I love the Hostel movies.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we have a satisfaction policy.
[sup]I've never seen them...[/sup]

My stock of idiots is running low!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, eating smart people is much more satisfying
[sup]more brain matter = better sustenance[/sup]

I might be getting fired today...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you'll get a severance package!
[sup]specifically, your toes.[/sup]

I slipped on a dry floor...

 

[this_username_sucks]

That's okay, you didn't get hurt.

Ah! Half my face is on fire! (cookie for reference)

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because now you can be two face!

I just killed half of my life!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, uh....
[sup]oh, just get over it[/sup]

I really miss my dog (he died)...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
You have a resurrection spell.

I don't know what to do for the 20k...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

eh, it'll take care of itself.

I'm nowhere near 20k
[sup]and, Hell, I joined before you did.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
It shows you're not a lost case X-D
[sup]Seriously.[/sup]

Some of my favorite games are being sabotaged.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, some games are so great no saboteur can harm them.

Need... more... caffeine *crawls to coffe pot*

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because a nurse will be along in a few moments to hook up your caffeine drip.

The last person to cut my hair was an incompetent boob.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, it'll grow back

the last person to cut my hair was an incompetent boob. Me.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because they have hair places to try and fix what you messed up.

I missed a math test!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you can make it up with extra credit
[sup]yes, I'm saying the creepy prof. wants to have gay sex with you. Yay extra credit![/sup]

I feel unfulfilled.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
Enough soda and saltines will change that.
[sup]wait...not that kind of fulfilled? well shit.[/sup]

Your guard is down!