But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I can hit the snot out of you.

I missed the last bus!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you can trade it for a train ticket.
[sup]but you better hurry, there's the train, it's - nevermind, it's gone.[/sup]

Now you're really stuck.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright...I'll carjack someone.

I got arrested!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

but that's alright........... I bribed the cops

I drove over your dog

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, he was already dead.

I drove over your head.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. I was underground, and you were driving on the street overhead.
Phew.

I was filmed stabbing a pregnant lady!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

but that's okay, it was really a giant evil alien robot zombie mech bot that someone named
"a pregnant lady"
[sup]that actually took some thought[/sup]

I killed Doctor Rockso; the rock'n'roll clown, who does cocaine.................. a ku ku ku ku yeah

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because he's got a brother.

I have lost interest in reality.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

but that's alright because reality is only what you perceive it to be

I un-nuked all the whales

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
I can do it again.

You stole an iPhone from a druggie!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, he's got meth to fill the gap of sadness.
[sup]Too bad he'll OD and die soon... oh, well[/sup]

Asshole! While re-nuking the whales, you nuked my ex-girlfriend!
[sup]Wait, that's a good thing... Ooh! I know![/sup]

I fell off my motorcycle and got some mad roadburn/skin removal
[sup]I'm being serious. Twenty miles an hour in a turn, hit loose sand.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because now you have "battle scars."
*manly flex*
Grrrrr.
[sup]Ouch. When was that?[/sup]

I've been bored out of my mind lately!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you have us to entertain you!
[sup]Day before yesterday. Missing skin on a few inches of my right fore-arm, and on my left palm. Doctor had to cut out a bit of fat tissue poking out through the torn skin of my hand.[/sup]

I'm thirsty, and there's none of my favorite drink, sweet tea.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because Mountain Dew is in the fridge.
[sup]Ouch. At least you're still able to type![/sup]

I'm being shot at by snipers!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you have the flame shield!
[sup]Yeah. Road took my forearm and my palm, but all 10 fingers survived. I consider myself lucky I can still work.[/sup]

Hey. Hey, you guys. Listen to this.

[HEADING=1]THE GAME[/HEADING]

There. Now you're losing.
[sup]Ah, crap, but I posted it, which means I'm losing, too! Oh, well. Least I took you with me.[/sup]

 

[this_username_sucks]

thats okay i still feel like a winner
(wuts the game? and how do i make this small like you guys?)

my armpits stink. a lot. all the time.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you can shower and coat yourself in deodorant.
[sup]You are lucky![/sup]

I refused to study, and so I failed a test.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, according to Adam and Jamie, failure is always an option.
[sup]Yeah, really lucky. especially that I was wearing my helmet. I landed on my right side, I have no doubt if I hadn't been wearing it, I would have lost that ear.[/sup]

There's nothing good on T.V.
[sup]this_username_sucks, quote one of us to see the code around the small text.[/sup]
[sup]the game is simple. If you think about it, you lose.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, the Internet is here!
[sup]Eesh. That's very fortunate!
And ye can't lose if you refuse to play it!
haha![/sup]

I fell out of reality!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you're now in a dream realm where whatever you want happens exactly as you want it to.
[sup]lucky bastard[/sup]

I fell out of my skin!