But That's All Right...

[VicunaBlue]

My hair is still curly and repulsive

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. I have an iron for you.

You talked to my mother about SEX!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, it's because I'm secretly banging her

BTW, I'm your new Dad.
[sup]just joking, please don't kill me... or report me... please![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright...at least you interact with me.
^_^

You called the ACLU on me!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, they know it was just a joke
[sup]I don't know what the ACLU is...[/sup]

I nicked myself shaving.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because it's just a small cut.
[sup]American Civil Liberties Union.
They can be really damn annoying[/sup]

I broke my foot.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, footbones tend to heal pretty well.

I have chronic, intermittent back pain.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
Chiropractics and drugs should clear that up.

I was kicked out of my own room!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, now you have the whole rest of the house to yourself.

I'm craving nicoteine and have no cigarettes.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. You can always chew on furniture until the craving goes away.

Time is never on my side.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, because nature is
[sup]father time and mother nature have a shitty marriage, they're always fighting[/sup]

The fire went out *sob*

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. We have more napalm.
[sup]Just like my mom and dad!
X-D[/sup]

My sense of humor is really twisted...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, mine is too

I have to pee. Really bad.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
Those empty bottles are there for a reason, you know.

I have less than $100 left in my account.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, that's more than enough to starve to death on :}

I have no money at all.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because a bank is just down the street, and you have a shotgun.

All of my Ramen is gone!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, there's plenty of spaghetti (/ICP reference)

People who just joined this site are getting undeserved recognition and popularity.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright...it's just online stuff.
And you know we love ya!

I cannot pause my game!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you have on god-mode, so you can leave it set and you know your char will never die.

All my pokemon fainted.
[sup]Charizard! Get up! Say something! *sob*[/sup]

 

[this_username_sucks]

That's okay, you have reviving potions.

My nose is stuffed up.