But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
That means your stuff is more fun to read.
*waits*

All your activity in the bedroom has built up a massive amount of static electricity.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, my kinky ex-girlfriend also likes electrical shocks (kidding this time)

I have played all my video games several times and have no money to buy more.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay.
You still have two kidneys.
And if that fails, I'm sure your perverted mind can come up with something to pay the bills.

You are mutating into a multi-footed creature of oddness!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Ah hell. My true nature revealed.

That's okay, I was sick of living a lie.

The beast with a billion backs just asked you out.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay.
I'm into those kinds of tentacle adventures.
X-D

You are host to three million hostile parasites.

 

[The_Chief]

but thats alrightt
ill raise an army of them

a tentacle is gunna getcha!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, it just wants a hug.

The one coming for you, however, just wants to squeeze you into a pulp.

 

[The_Chief]

thats alright...i dont like halo.
[sup]EMPEROR![/sup]

i cant play fourm tag!`

 

[Neonbob]

That's alright...I had cancer anyway.
^_^
forum paintball is more fun.

Ninjas have surrounded your house!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, I am a Sith - an evil ninja with a lightsaber and Force powers.

My fridge is overstuffed with human meat, and I'm already full...

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright.
You can throw a party and invite me!

Your only link to humanity has left you.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, she has proven to be quite delicious. *offers plate* Want some?

Crap, we're out of gravy =}

 

[Neonbob]

But that's fine.
Blood + milk = best gravy ever.

Your latest attempt at cooking blew up your house!

 

[The_Chief]

but thats cool
blowing things up is a very lucrative business.

you shot my ear

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said it was blocked. I was helping the only way I know how.

You stripped in front of a child!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Dude, no. That's not okay.

The cops are coming to get you, you sick pedophile.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay.
I like the cops.
They are my playpals.

You relied on me for entertainment!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, it means you're cool.

You're cool on the internet - the exact opposite of real cool.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay...I have no real use for reality.

You shot me with a tranquilizer!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Nuh-uh. It was a slow-acting poison.

OOC: leaving post like that on purpose