But That's All Right...

[pantsoffdanceoff]

That's alright, you can sell it to a bunch of horny teenagers who can use it to get some ladies [i/]wasted[/i]. Now you've turned a profit!

You really have to go to the bathroom (#2) but all the bathrooms in New York (which is where you are) are being renovated.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright you can crap in a trashcan

You are slowly falling into the event horizon of a black hole

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, that is one hell of a way to go.

You have dislocated every joint in your body.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can now climb walls like a spider

the air has been replaced with water and vice versa

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, there's tons of air still...unfortunately, you are now five miles under water...
But you're in a bunker! So that's good. For now.

You are responsible for an entire family.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, its a wonderful family and your wife is smoking hot

The nice, shiny bracelet you bought has the soul of a dark being trapped inside

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, now that you know, it's so much cooler.

You have been kicked off the computer for a year.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you go out into the world, meet a girl, fall in lvoe, and get married

people are being turned into Cybermen

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, with your computer knowledge, you can control them even easier now.

You are still incredibly tired.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, sleep is for weaklings

evil alarm clocks are following you everywhere ringing all the time

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have hammers.

You have been killed for breathing.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your a Cylon and can just download

your Resurrection Ship has AOL

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you've managed to channel Jesus' power. You'll be back in a day.

You can never have an orgasm again.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, now you can focus on getting your girlfriend to experience the elusive female orgasm

There are no more ideas for this thread

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, I'm very creative, and never truly out of ideas

my friends are all getting laid and I'm not *sob*

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you'll have a clean system while they are suffering from every know STD.

This thread seemed to die for a bit!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, we are awesome, and brought it back!

I can't find a girl who can have sex as long as I can.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, you have one hell of a reputation amongst the ladies now.

I have thoroughly stomped out any remnant of the life I may have once had.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you can make a new one. preferably one attractive to shallow, stupid but attractive women.

your hair has been turned into lobsters

 

[The_Chief]

But thats alright. i can boil them

your heart stopped