Buy, Rent or Pass

[Disaster Button]

Buy. I'll sell it to my cousin, he loves to drink salt, for profit.

Shirley Bassey.

 

[Sassafrass]

Pass. Too opera for me.

Rick Astley.

 

[Disaster Button]

Pass. I dunno who it is sorreh

A Tampon.

 

[Sassafrass]

Pass...

[sup]Rick Astley, the guy from the Rick Roll vids?[/sup]

A chainsaw.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. Already have enough.

A box of SOLID GOLD oreos?

 

[Disaster Button]

Buy and eat them as Oreos in any form are tasty.

An Army of Bees.

 

[Sassafrass]

Rent and once again, destroy the paper trail...

A flying box full of bombs filled with marzipan and kittens.

 

[Disaster Button]

Buy, just so I can use them to confuse people when they see a bomb that purrs and covers them in furry Marzipan when they explode.

A wardrobe made of jelly containing donuts.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

BUY! But only if I can get it in closet form. I despise wardrobes.

A gorilla in liquid form.

 

[Sassafrass]

Buy.
... ... ... OH GLUG GLUG!!! (Hey, I got ninja'd.)

The crumbs of the cake.

 

[Disaster Button]

Buy just to feed to the liquid Gorilla who I will then Boil and add to my Cake Mix so I have a Gorilla tasting Jelly Cake.

My Gorilla tasting Jelly Cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

BUY!!

OH NOM NOM!!!

Mah belly!!

 

[Disaster Button]

Rent. Just to fill it with old people and return it to you.

An Old Woman.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Rent. I only wish to be within it for a few days. Old people die rather soon, and I want my monies worth.

A dirty pair of underwear. (There seems to be a brown stain on the back)

 

[Sassafrass]

Pass. Thanks, but no thanks.

A 25 year old woman. [sup]who is really a man.[/sup]

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. A 19 year old guy and a 25 year old woman don't fit just right in my book.

My book.

 

[Disaster Button]

Rent so I can draw penises and boobs all over it with my magic marker.

My Library of EVIL.

 

[Sassafrass]

Buy. Hey, I am Sylar.

Me.

Spoiler: Oh, Mrangrypants

Pass. Thanks, but no thanks.

A 25 year old woman. [sup]who is really a man.[/sup]

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[Disaster Button]

Rent. You seem fun but I get bored easily and I don't want to carry you around on my underbelly forever like some kind of leech.

My underbelly.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. I don't want your old woman loving self coming within 49 1/2 feet of me.
Depends. Does your underbelly shave?

A 49 1/2 foot pole.