Buy, Rent or Pass

[dalek sec]

Buy, I need to kill others.

The Stargate.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Buy, but destroy it soon after purchase.

My big toe.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy, so I can smash it with a hammer.

[sup]You destroy the Stargate, I destroy your feets.[/sup]

Led Zeppelin, the entire band.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Pass. They spelled 'laed' wrong.
[small] You smash mah feets, I pass on laed Zeppalines.[/small]

Czechoslovakia. The whole nation.

 

[Sassafrass]

BUY!!! Just to listen to them for the first time.

Blue Oyster Cult.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Pass, I'd have no idea what to do with them.

A lead zeppelin.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pass, lead might kill me.

A vial of mercury.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

BUY! I have always loved that band. toxic chemicals!

A mashed banana.

 

[Disaster Button]

Pass. A Zeppelin made out of Lead would be a most unnaffective platform form which to wave to the Unwashed Masses of My Kingdom which may or may not be real.

Buy, only to throw it in all of your faces for Ninja'ing me.

Narnia.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Buy. Mercury is fun!
Pass. You may keep your Hamfisted-Allegory land.

A tumor that can play the piano.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Rent, wait. How the hell do you rent a tumor?

A planet identical to Earth with no one on it, except you, if you chose to buy/rent it.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Buy buy buy.hehehehe.

A triple ninja.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy another, just for fun.

A vial of Wizard's Uber Silver (Mercury and melted Lead)

 

[Sassafrass]

BUY! So i can use it somewhen.

Jetpack strapped to a donkey.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Buy, it could be useful later.

A ten foot pole.
[sub]No really, a pole with ten feet.[/sub]

 

[Disaster Button]

Buy to complete my life long ambition of completing a pole vault and landing on your face. However the quick editing of your post to give the pole feet means by dreams will never be completed *single tear*

My perfectly toned arse.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Rent-I'd get bored of it. Probably trade it with Mr. Angry pants though.

A pair of rocket shoes.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Buy, just to cook into meatloaf. Yummy!
pass. Screw fallout 3Rocket shoes. I want that damn ass!

My delicious assloaf.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Pass. It seems a bit weird.

An assassin who specializes in killing ninjas.

 

[Disaster Button]

Pass. I could crush him with my perfectly toned arse cheeks. Yes, they're back.

A gun that could fire unicorns.