Call of Duty Black Ops...what to expect?

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thepj

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WanderFreak said:
Well I assume they will not mention agent orange and put the burnings down to some natural occurance like a volcano. They may leave the agent orange references out of though perhaps thinking their target audience doesn't know a great deal about the war.
You're both wrong. During World War 2, Richtofen's experiments led to the creation of Nazi Zombies. And inadvertently Imperial Japanese zombies. During the Factory Incident Richtofen and an unknown number of zombies were accidentally teleported to a secret facility in Vietnam. Faced with the growing hordes of the undead, the US and Vietnamese armies banded together to cover up the incident under the guise of a war, with the US using the opportunity to be AMERICA FUCK YEAH and Vietnam using the opportunity to cull the lower class. In the end America won everything and there was nothing bad about the war because they were heroes, and Richtofen became a born again American Christian who hated Vietnamese because their noodles are like what the fuck? Agent Orange became a Depeche Mode song to cover up the truth about it, though R.E.M. would release a song Orange Crush, attempting to reveal the truth but mistaken by their legion of stoned fans as a song about Orange Crush, the soda. The status quo remains. But somewhere, buried beneath the mud in Vietnam, they lie... waiting... for their time...

That time is now...[/quote]

I swaer that made it sound more waesome that it already did in my mind
 

General Ken8

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I MIGHT get it, but many of the people who play COD online are moron scumbags who criticize EVERYTHING with no justifiable reason to.
And since I enjoy online gaming a lot, this can be really annoying.
This alone will probably keep me from buying Black Ops.
 
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CokeColaForTheWIn said:
I don't see how zombies can work, in Cod WaW (one of my fav games of all time) they weren't called German Zombies because that is offensive, Nazi Zombies, everyone hates Nazis, so unless everyone starts to hate the Russians, i don't see any zombie mode coming. Unless, they make an aliens mode or something. Now that WOULD be fun.
My friend...by the sound of it, you are looking for a game known as Halo.