Calling All Future Supervillians!!
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I could be humane and just go back in time and kill the founder/founders (especially since most cities on the east coast where I am started of as European colonies) then none of the citzens would be born (or at least not there) and wouldn't die.
You know what fuck one city how about the whole world, imagine the world now if someone took an ICBM back in time and gave it to the Mongol Hoarde.
You can really fuck shit up with time travel.
You know what fuck one city how about the whole world, imagine the world now if someone took an ICBM back in time and gave it to the Mongol Hoarde.
You can really fuck shit up with time travel.
I'm going to bring back the black plague by unleashing a horde of infested rats and other small furry creatures into all major city's, then I am going to market a tube that says antidote everywhere after 2 weeks except it won't be an antidote, it will just be a cream that burns your skin, and finally I will control every radio and TV station and laugh at all my victims saying "haha, I poisoned you and ripped you off at the same time".
Well whenever I go to the store near my house I make sure no one is looking then I slip into the daycare center they have there (I know said) grab one of the toys that the isn't being played with as I assume its a personal possession of one of the kids there and throw it out in the big trash dumpster behind the store. Another time I stole money from a collection bin where the money was going to a camp for kids with cancer. I know its not a plan to destroy a city I'm just proud of those moments. But if I had to pick a way to destroy a city I'd build a Utopian city where everyone gets what they want instantly free of crime disease famine and poverty slowing but surly making them in permanent sedentary life style by drowning them in what they love. Then once this is achieved Id have a few bombs go off throughout the city not enough to destroy it but just enough to shatter there illusion of safety and piece. Then once they begin to destroy themselves I'd start a rumor that relief is on the way but in reality it never would.
With my Freeze ray I will stop....the world.
With my Freeze Ray I will find the time to find the words.
I'd probably Join the Evil league of Evil.
With my Freeze Ray I will find the time to find the words.
I'd probably Join the Evil league of Evil.
There are 7 large aquifers across North America. I intend to infect them with a strain of virus that won't be nullified with the water cleaning processes used by the larger cities. If that option is ruled out, I'll make sure the virus is aggressive enough to spread quickly between hosts, be they human or not. Then the people that get their water from wells will get sick, go to the hospitals, get the hospital sick and soon, the continent will perish. With any luck, it will spread farther.
Okay here's what you do.
I don't know if this wors the same way in other countries but here in Copenhagen the trains are stopped/station closed for something like ½ an hour if someone forgets their backpack in em after 9/11, cause they have to check whether or not it's a bomb.
Time is money as we all know, and waiting is annoying. So if you can "forget" enough backpacks durring rush hours you can really delay a lot of people. All those people will be alte for work, they won't be able to work as much, so you're hitting the entire citys productivity, which in turn hits its economy.
People hate waiting, they hate waiting for the train and be late for work, and if they're not ontheir wau to work themselves, they'll hate the wait caused by all the other peopel beeing late for work "wtf it's my day off, and the bagel shop isn't open on time aaargh!"
gratz, you made half teh city pissed as well, this should increase violence.
The increased "potential bombs" that most people will hear about (cause no-one is gonna not want to vent their anger over waiting half an hour for the train) will either cause people who hear it to be more afraid of a real terror attack, OR make them loose whatever little respect they haev for the politicians for enforcing stupid laws that makes them late, instead of just ignoring a damn backpack with a lunchbox full of food.
Now you have increased fear, and rage.
All this can be achieved by legal means, cause hey, it's not like you even called in a fake bomb thread or anything, even if they find you, you did nothing but forget your backpack with lunch in it.
If you wanna top it out with soemthing illegal, start using metal-chain bolas on the electric wires in the air. if you can hit so two connects, theres a chance you'll take out the power in some area. have your henchmen do it regularily and people will egt even more pissed.
As the whole city gets more and more tense, start putting up missing posters of random people from the internet up all over town, it'll maek people think theres kidnappers or something.
More fear.
Have you ever seen the movie "falling down" if so, imagine a city full of people pissed off like that guy. Yeah, it's every villians wet dream.
Best part is, none of this should be anywhere near enough to get you jail time.
Call me evil, call me a genious, soon you'll cal me master and savior as i lure you in to my cult with promises of a better world and salvation from the anarchy and chaos.
I don't know if this wors the same way in other countries but here in Copenhagen the trains are stopped/station closed for something like ½ an hour if someone forgets their backpack in em after 9/11, cause they have to check whether or not it's a bomb.
Time is money as we all know, and waiting is annoying. So if you can "forget" enough backpacks durring rush hours you can really delay a lot of people. All those people will be alte for work, they won't be able to work as much, so you're hitting the entire citys productivity, which in turn hits its economy.
People hate waiting, they hate waiting for the train and be late for work, and if they're not ontheir wau to work themselves, they'll hate the wait caused by all the other peopel beeing late for work "wtf it's my day off, and the bagel shop isn't open on time aaargh!"
gratz, you made half teh city pissed as well, this should increase violence.
The increased "potential bombs" that most people will hear about (cause no-one is gonna not want to vent their anger over waiting half an hour for the train) will either cause people who hear it to be more afraid of a real terror attack, OR make them loose whatever little respect they haev for the politicians for enforcing stupid laws that makes them late, instead of just ignoring a damn backpack with a lunchbox full of food.
Now you have increased fear, and rage.
All this can be achieved by legal means, cause hey, it's not like you even called in a fake bomb thread or anything, even if they find you, you did nothing but forget your backpack with lunch in it.
If you wanna top it out with soemthing illegal, start using metal-chain bolas on the electric wires in the air. if you can hit so two connects, theres a chance you'll take out the power in some area. have your henchmen do it regularily and people will egt even more pissed.
As the whole city gets more and more tense, start putting up missing posters of random people from the internet up all over town, it'll maek people think theres kidnappers or something.
More fear.
Have you ever seen the movie "falling down" if so, imagine a city full of people pissed off like that guy. Yeah, it's every villians wet dream.
Best part is, none of this should be anywhere near enough to get you jail time.
Call me evil, call me a genious, soon you'll cal me master and savior as i lure you in to my cult with promises of a better world and salvation from the anarchy and chaos.
I, Dr. Naughty, have devised the ULTIMATE ACT OF EVIL. Thanks to advances in EVIL genetics (not to be confused with the regular kind), EVIL laboratories (again, not to be confused with the regular kind), and EVIL Martha Stewart(TM) Cookingware (...okay, so there isn't exactly a difference there. Work with me, I got a motif that I have to stick to), I have created a device which will allow me to create the most VILE music group to ever walk the earth!
By combining the pretentiousness of every single musician who has ever lived, and by feeding their music into my EVIL computer (running on Windows 3.0, the only program made by Satan himself...other than the Jaws Nintendo game), my EVIL-MUSICIAN-O-MATTIC, will produce the most EVIL super group to ever live.
More impotent rage than Rage Against The Machine
More baldness than Phil Collins
More spandex and hairspray than White Snake, Poison, AND Warrant combined
My EVIL band will plunge the world into a new era of factory spewed musical derivatives, and poseurs. The World shall fall, and I, Dr. Naughty, shall rule over all!
This band's name will be a combination of the three things I love most in the world: Adjectives, Places Where I Can Get Good Chocolate, and Submission Holds.
Hence I dub them:
FILTHY. PANAMANIAN. ARM BARS.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By combining the pretentiousness of every single musician who has ever lived, and by feeding their music into my EVIL computer (running on Windows 3.0, the only program made by Satan himself...other than the Jaws Nintendo game), my EVIL-MUSICIAN-O-MATTIC, will produce the most EVIL super group to ever live.
More impotent rage than Rage Against The Machine
More baldness than Phil Collins
More spandex and hairspray than White Snake, Poison, AND Warrant combined
My EVIL band will plunge the world into a new era of factory spewed musical derivatives, and poseurs. The World shall fall, and I, Dr. Naughty, shall rule over all!
This band's name will be a combination of the three things I love most in the world: Adjectives, Places Where I Can Get Good Chocolate, and Submission Holds.
Hence I dub them:
FILTHY. PANAMANIAN. ARM BARS.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Depends on the resources to hand really as to what sort of damage is achievable.
Got an image of the city? Oh well.
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Ok, let's assume we have the resources to get 30 heavily armed henchmen, and 10 pipe bombs.
20 of them will raid two separate fire stations (10 of them at each one). They must be separate, as they are not supposed to know that there are two groups. If the two groups are aware of each other's existence, this wont work.
Each of the two groups takes 5 fire engines (one per two people) from their respective station, after wiping the fire department staff at these stations out.
Meanwhile, the remaining 10 henchmen will go on two separate raids to petrol stations outside the city, preferably on opposite ends. These ones are allowed to know about the other group, but they are not allowed to reveal the information. They kill everyone at each of the stations carefully (don't hire some oafs for this, those things blowing up ruins the plan. Snipers are preferable.) They then guard the stations until the fire engines arrive.
Once they do arrive, the tanks of the fire engines are emptied of water and filled with petrol. They are then sent back into the city, acting under orders to take different routes and deluge everything in their path in petrol. However, assuming the city is at least reasonably large, there wont be enough for them to get more then halfway through.
That is where the pipe bombs come in. The other henchmen will slip them into the fire trucks in places where the drivers and the hose operators will not find them. After about half an hour, around the time when the fuel tanks start to run out, they will go off, destroying the trucks and igniting the petrol.
With 10 trucks going in different directions throughout the city, this should be enough to destroy it.
-- Raito & Leila
Got an image of the city? Oh well.
[hr]
Ok, let's assume we have the resources to get 30 heavily armed henchmen, and 10 pipe bombs.
20 of them will raid two separate fire stations (10 of them at each one). They must be separate, as they are not supposed to know that there are two groups. If the two groups are aware of each other's existence, this wont work.
Each of the two groups takes 5 fire engines (one per two people) from their respective station, after wiping the fire department staff at these stations out.
Meanwhile, the remaining 10 henchmen will go on two separate raids to petrol stations outside the city, preferably on opposite ends. These ones are allowed to know about the other group, but they are not allowed to reveal the information. They kill everyone at each of the stations carefully (don't hire some oafs for this, those things blowing up ruins the plan. Snipers are preferable.) They then guard the stations until the fire engines arrive.
Once they do arrive, the tanks of the fire engines are emptied of water and filled with petrol. They are then sent back into the city, acting under orders to take different routes and deluge everything in their path in petrol. However, assuming the city is at least reasonably large, there wont be enough for them to get more then halfway through.
That is where the pipe bombs come in. The other henchmen will slip them into the fire trucks in places where the drivers and the hose operators will not find them. After about half an hour, around the time when the fuel tanks start to run out, they will go off, destroying the trucks and igniting the petrol.
With 10 trucks going in different directions throughout the city, this should be enough to destroy it.
-- Raito & Leila
Release an army of pandas on the world.
At first,they would be passive and eat bamboo all day while people take pictures of the cute,cuddly pandas.
Second,the population would accept their presence and welcome them into their homes.
Then,at last,I would send a signal to my black and white fuzzy minions to let them go on a frenzied rampage.
People would be confused and afraid the huge bear-like creatures they loved so much revolted against them,sending them to bamboo mines for constant food supply.
The army would not be able to fight back,since would could fire on such cute animals?
My plan is bullet-proof,I cannot be stopped.
At first,they would be passive and eat bamboo all day while people take pictures of the cute,cuddly pandas.
Second,the population would accept their presence and welcome them into their homes.
Then,at last,I would send a signal to my black and white fuzzy minions to let them go on a frenzied rampage.
People would be confused and afraid the huge bear-like creatures they loved so much revolted against them,sending them to bamboo mines for constant food supply.
The army would not be able to fight back,since would could fire on such cute animals?
My plan is bullet-proof,I cannot be stopped.
My plan? You want to hear my plan? But if you wait a little longer, you'll get to see it in action...*cue Joker laugh [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM]*
