1)Most women are insecure. Whether it's on the surface or not is a different matter.
2)Many do not have any hobbies.
3)Intelligent ones tend to not be terribly attractive, which is not helped by their lack of fashion sense.
4)Attractive ones tend not to be intelligent, but seem to be more socially able. Doesn't take a genius to put points 3 & 4 together and come to a logical conclusion as to why that is.
5)Intelligent ones are rarely in shape and the ones that are in shape tend to be very rough.
Yep, you do have pretty severe woman issues right there. Personally, I love guys that are out of shape crying they can't get a perfect supermodel with a high IQ (but of course not as smart as he is, that'd make his manhood shrivel up).
Thankfully I don't date guys, and thankfully I know most guys don't have your issues (otherwise I'd be worried about my straight friends). And as someone dating women, I know your points are wrong by experience. The real world is not a videogame, there is no particular balance. Smart women tend to also be more in shape on average. Comes with, you know, being smart and thus eating healthy.
@Topic: Go to a gay bar, obviously. Besides, the whole relationship judging mostly happens among straight people, so I don't need to do anything special to "survive" the day. Really, if someone whines at you for being single, just shrug. There really could be worse.
To be honest, if you celebrate love only on one day, it can't be that strong a love to begin with.