Can it be quote tiem now plz?!

[Muzza-Maaate]

Okay so now that you're in here, post your favourite quote(s), whether they be from a game, some wise bloke or even Hitler. I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem

and

"The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong." - Eccleciastes 9:11

and

"Me fail english? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

Will make wallpapers out of any good ones.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

"Your eyes are filled with hate 41, that's good, hate keeps a man alive, it gives him strength." Ben-Hur

"I am become death, the shatterer of worlds." Bhagavad Gita

 

[IrishBerserker]

Old Military quotes:

"Always remember, your weapons were made by the lowest bidder"

"Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend" - US Army manual

There are a lot more here. [http://www.military-quotes.com]

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"As long as there are people, there will be hate. As long as there is hate, there will be war. And as long as their is war, we will always have a job" - Unknown Mercenary in Angola, 1972

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"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn"

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"Napal, nature's toothbrush"

 

[garjian]

Okay so now that you're in here, post your favourite quote(s), whether they be from a game, some wise bloke or even Hitler. I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem

and

"The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong." - Eccleciastes 9:11

Will make wallpapers out of any good ones.

- Muzza-Maaate, 2009

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Mine is:

[HEADING=1]IGNORE ME![/HEADING]

 

[dududf]

I have a feeling you're going to be banned in 2 months, judging from already being on probation, and being suspended on your 10th post.

OT:

"War solves all problems, No man, No problem."~Unknown.

 

[Arkvoodle]

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole COUNTRY decides that something wrong is something right.

This nation was founded on one principle above all else- The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or consequences.

When the mob & press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell them all- 'NO. YOU MOVE.'"

 

[A Raging Emo]

Okay so now that you're in here, post your favourite quote(s), whether they be from a game, some wise bloke or even Hitler. I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem

and

"The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong." - Eccleciastes 9:11

and

"Me fail english? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

Will make wallpapers out of any good ones.

Favorite quote ^^^

On Topic: "Marry me, and I'll neer look at another horse!" - Groucho Marx

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"There are only two things that can be described as 'infinite' - the universe and human stupidity, although I'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein

"Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire."
-The Doctor (as played by Tom Baker), The Androids of Tara

And, since you asked...
"Anyone who paints the sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilised."
-Adolf Hitler

 

[El Poncho]

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[DannyBoy451]

From "Breakfast of Champions"

"When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind."

-Kurt Vonnegut-

One of the most beautiful things I have ever read.

 

[teisjm]

Oh look! Cupcakes
Oh sweet! Futurama's on!

if you don't know them, google them and go to pic search. be warned though NSFW!

also (puts up flameshield):

Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither abale nor willing?
Then why call him god.
-Epicurus

 

[Sassafrass]

"With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!"

Hermes
Futurama, Series 4, Episode 16.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

"Whenever there is a conflict between human rights and property rights, human rights must prevail."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Democracy is the road to socialism."
-Karl Marx

"I will die like a true-blue rebel. Don't waste any time in mourning -- organize."
-Joe Hill

 

[Cherry Cola]

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction
-Douglas MacArthur.

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Your lyrics lack subtility! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

Robot Devil
Futurama "The Devil's Hands are idle playthings"

 

[Disaster Button]

"An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."
- By Ghandi.

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
- V in V for Vendetta.

"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free."
- Valerie Page, also from V for Vendetta.

 

[AWC Viper]

"the failure of plan 'a' will directly result in the failure of plan 'b'" - Murphy's law.


"ENGLISH ************ DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" - Jules Winfield.

 

[JemJar]

"With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!"

Hermes
Futurama, Series 4, Episode 16.

Bamboo Boogie Boots? Which means at that point Fry is on something like coffee number 43